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[afraidofthe]

I NEED A WORKIGN LIGHTER FROM SOMEONE
I'VE RUN OUT OF MATCHES

[So either this is a) VERY IMPORTANT TO BIGBY or b) this is his first post to the network and he still doesn't know what he's doing with his communicator. What on Earth in capslock. And maybe he should have chosen video or voice but -- well. He doesn't know how to switch over to either of those now.

This is going to be an awful learning process, isn't it. Be proud he even made an attempt.]

Comments

[text]

[afraidofthe]

and here i thought i already told you why. focus.

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Do you require that the smell be disgusting?

[text]

[afraidofthe]

is this really about my problem or is this about your vendetta against cigarettes

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Your problem.

[The cigarettes.]

[text]

[afraidofthe]

and somehow my sharp investigative instincts are telling me otherwise

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

You're an investigator, then.

[text]

[afraidofthe]

sheriff if you actually care to know

[Investigations sometimes happen in-between all the babysitting the lovely citizens of Fabletown.]

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Oh, yes, naturally. Well, I'm glad you finally cracked the case of how to disable capslock, Sheriff.

[text] lmao.....

[afraidofthe]

[actually it was an accident he didn't figure anything out at all

EXCUSE YOU HE'S TRYING]

thanks, how about i try cracking the case of why youre such an asshole next

[text] :') best friends already

[jurisimpudent]

Best of luck to you.

What do you actually do?

[text] yes forever

[afraidofthe]

i just told you what i "actually" do

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Can you prove it?

[text]

[afraidofthe]

sorry i left my paperwork in my other pants pocket back on earth

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Quite. Then you will forgive me if I am rather skeptical.

[text]

[afraidofthe]

because ?

[Though Bigby's lack of caring is reaching records highs today.]

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Because there is no evidence that you are what you claim. The burden of proof is on you.

[text]

[afraidofthe]

and what is it that you "actually" do

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

I work with Security here.

[text]

[afraidofthe]

[This guy works with security? Oh joy.]

no

before you were brought here

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

I was a prosecutor for the city of Los Angeles.

[text]

[afraidofthe]

can you prove it

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

I had several who corroborated my story, yes.

[text]

[afraidofthe]

and since when is corroboration hard evidence

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

It's the best form of evidence available, as documents could easily be forged; there is no verifying authority.

[text]

[afraidofthe]

i dont think that changes the fact that it doesnt 100 percent confirm anything. people can lie

[Not that he necessarily disbelieves this guy was -- is -- an attorney; Bigby's just making a point. And maybe just arguing for arguing's sake.]