ataraxion | Phase two; First shot; video

[The device is turned over a time or two, and the man's face finally appears right side up. He may be familiar to some, having been here many a month ago, but right now he looks a little more serious than perhaps he ought to. Unlike last time, he's going to go with full disclosure.]

So, I guess I'm back. If you don't know me, I'm Clint. I go by Hawkeye; back home I'm part of a highly-publicized elite team, so don't mind me if I leave off the secret identity. It's kinda a waste of time.

When I was here before, I had a mask with me. Kinda creepy, purple, bull's eye on the forehead.[Don't judge. He went through a phase.] If anyone's seen it, I want it back.

[Now he seems to relax, looking to the side as if he's thinking or reading a cue card, goodness knows which it might be, and then looks back.]

Other than that. I'm hoping you guys'll welcome me back to flight crew. I'll need to brush up on some things, but it's not like I forgot how to fly. I'm still handy with a wrench.

I'm also a crack shot with a bow, and they decided it would be a good idea to give me mine, so if anyone's a fan or an enthusiast, lessons are free. Coffee donations are appreciated. Talking's free, too. Nothing better to do around here until stuff starts to go to hell in a handbasket again.

Hawkeye out.

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Have I ever turned someone down?

[ Smiling, for once. ]

Welcome back.

[You are the best sight for the sorest of eyes, Carolyn. Have a little mock salute.]

Nice to know someone's happy to see me. All yours, boss.

[ it's because she doesn't wear a bra isn't it ]

Temperature down here's even nice. And we've got a few new recruits -- though we lost a few people, too.

[It's because he has been nothing but damn confused since he got back.

Does she need a bra???]

I'm not surprised. I heard I was gone a while.

[ no i am just 95% sure she does not wear one at all in canon ]

You were. But the mattresses are still around.

[ Because that is clearly important. ]

[HEY to each their own. Bra or no bra, Carolyn is a bro.]

The little kid inside me says I should be jumping on one.

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Welcome you back? What makes you think we'd do that?

[ His bizarre sense of humor is still intact. ]

[WOW RUDE.

Nah, Clint is used to stuff like this.]

I'm a regular supermodel. Bringing sexy back to the Tranquility.

And we'd been running so low on sexy, too.

Bring anything fun?

Got here just in time.

Sure. A fistful of arrows and a whole new outlook on interdimensional screw-ups.

I was thinking a new pack of cards. All the ones we have are dog-eared or covered in scorch marks. But I guess we can't have everything.

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This might sound like kind of a weird question, but what's the world you come from like? Lots of zombies or Nazis or androids or anything? Because I know a Clint Barton and you're not him.

[Questions he has heard before, here. Sort of. Kind of.

He's well aware of multiverses, at least?]

Vampires, aliens, evil machine overlords, and my favorite, civil unrest. I'm not the only one around, I guess.

[ Being aware of other universes, other versions of people, definitely makes this all a little bit easier, at least. ]

Sounds awesome. [ Dry, light sarcasm. ]

Do you know a Kate there?

I'm sure I've met somebody named Kate at some point in my life.

[That's a no, with sarcasm sent right back.]

[ She isn't rolling her eyes only because she has already rolled her eyes before making the switch to video. ]

Nice to see some things haven't changed, [ doesn't exactly sound like a compliment, though there's a sort of fondness in her exasperation. ]

Kate Bishop. Hawkeye. I'm pretty much your partner, when you're not being a total idiot.

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Heyyyyy awesome. Welcome back! Nothing's changed. Like, literally, nothing.

Nothing? Not even the food stashes? Gotta be something.

[But maybe there's a note of amusement and a small smile.]

There's less fuel.

[ what a change for the better, right? ]

Color me shocked on that one.

[SEE HOW SHOCKED HE'S not.]

They gave you a bow.

[Do you look familiar? You look kinda familiar...]

My bow, yeah.

They didn't give me my bow. I thought maybe weapons weren't allowed.

Well, I had mine last time, too. It may show up, if it hasn't yet. I don't know if they just felt sorry for me or what.

[ that makes her laugh to herself a little. ]

I don't think so. It seems more likely you're good.

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