onetouch: (piemaker grin)
ned ❧ the pie maker ([personal profile] onetouch) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2014-01-05 11:05 am

video, the second ❧ there will be pie in the sky

[ ned addresses the feed nervously as always, but with a purpose today. the rest of you may be worried about a monster in your midst, but this posting has a much more mundane goal in mind. ]

As some of you might already know... I was--am? The pie, the proprietor of a pie eatery and bakeshop, my Pie Hole. I mean, the. The Pie Hole. In space. Not that it was ever in space before, but it will be. Now. In the present and space-oocupied moment. Presently. [ what. he clears his throat. ]

Chuck, for those of you who--who already know her. [ and now starting to get pink... ] My girlfriend. And, and myself will be taking pie orders whether it's a simple apple pie or a delicacy only found on your home world. I will do my best to replicate it here with our limited resources. And eventually, I do plan to have an established establishment with a full pie menu, as well as some possible... extras, as much as I regale myself as a self-proclaimed pie purist. Which I think, self-proclamation is the only way to actually be proclaimed in pie purity... Uhm. So. Requests.

[ he holds up a little board that says "22-09" with a bright smile. ] This is my number should you care to stop by or, call. What better time for pie than when we all are, surely, in great need of comfort. And what more comforting food could there be.

Oh! Before I forget. For those of you who might come from terrible places without pie? There will be a pie-tasting assuming we don't all die of heat-exhaustion or giant invisible monsters.

[ another bright smile before he disconnects! ]
klutziness: klutziness @ DW (bad romance)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-06 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
You are totally doing those people a service then.
klutziness: chocofeather @ LJ (sunshine and summertime)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-08 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well it sure means a lot. I'd like some, if you've got extra. It's been forever since I had pie.
klutziness: homette @ LJ (shush.)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-08 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[she has actually been to the pie hole idk why i didn't make her realize this sooner]

Yeah, thanks, uh--Ned? Wait. [rewind] I think I've been to your place before. Like, the actual place.
klutziness: chocofeather @ LJ (sunshine and summertime)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-08 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[you are a saint
her eyes go wide and almost sparkly]


Shiva's tits, yeah! Oh man, I never thought I'd see anyone else from the City here!!
klutziness: klutziness @ DW (bad romance)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-08 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. This is literally the best thing that's happened since I got here.
klutziness: kupokweh @ LJ (young)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-08 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sheesh, for six months I think. It's kinda hard to tell with the jumps, though. What about you?
klutziness: marvelicious @ LJ (no scrubs)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-09 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Dang, I was there for three. Being here, you kinda miss it, don't you?
klutziness: colorise_icons @ LJ (underdog)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-10 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know what you mean.
klutziness: homette @ LJ (Default)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-15 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
The name sounds kinda familiar, but I don't think I talked to her much.
klutziness: chocofeather @ LJ (sunshine and summertime)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-16 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably all of it, compared to this place. [she laughs] What about you?
klutziness: klutziness @ DW (bad romance)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-16 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Lookit us, a couple of homesick Harry's!
klutziness: marvelicious @ LJ (no scrubs)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-25 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Weird, isn't it?
klutziness: klutziness @ DW (bad romance)

[personal profile] klutziness 2014-01-31 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
No kidding. I guess that our sense of home and what "weird" is gets messed up when we uh, move around so much.

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