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[coy]

[ caroline is in full wedding planning mode. okay, so maybe ric, the groom, is in stasis but so is caroline's boyfriend, so now's the time for distraction. and what's a better distraction then planning a big event? a wedding shaped event.]

At the risk of this sounding like a setup of a cheesy joke... I need a priest or a captain or someone who has the power to do a marriage ceremony. Step right up if you qualify. I need your services.


[private to jenna sommers]

We need to discuss colors so I can start on the invitations. Oh, and food. Also ceremony stuff, like the wedding party.

Comments

voice;

[humanistic]

[ok but the real joke here is vampire wedding planner asking for a priest to do a vampire's wedding]

Does it even count, in space?

voice;

[coy]

[ it'd be an amazing tlc show, okay?]

It can count.

voice;

[humanistic]

Yeah? Except at that rate, you might as well do the internet ordination and do it yourself.

voice;

[coy]

Except there's a serious lack of internet on this ship.

voice;

[humanistic]

You're tellin' me there's no crash-courses for priests and vicars in that massive library they've got. Little punch-out certificates at the back.

voice;

[coy]

I've got one taker, sort of. I just figured it couldn't hurt to ask.

voice;

[humanistic]

'Sort of'. Someone's 'sort of' going to do a wedding?

voice;

[coy]

Well, I have to get the bride and groom's approval.

voice;

[humanistic]

Right.

Doing this all kind of backwards, aren't you.

voice;

[coy]

Not exactly. [ she's got a cheeky grin on now. she always does stuff a bit backward and complicated. ] I mean they're engaged.

voice;

[humanistic]

And did you coordinate that, too, or did they manage on their own?

voice;

[coy]

They were engaged before I got here. [ you get a bit of a frown, mitchell. be a vampire bro!] I'm not forcing this on them, you know.

voice;

[humanistic]

Hey, I didn't say you were. I was just wondering if there was any part of this you didn't have cornered and planned.

[this is just teasing, okay!!]

voice;

[coy]

I'll have you know, some people find my control freakiness endearing. And even helpful. [ she's got a very self-satisfied smile right now.]

voice;

[humanistic]

And you're sure they're not just having you on?

voice;

[coy]

About getting married?

voice;

[humanistic]

About finding freakish control endearing, actually. If they're having you on about getting married, they're weirdly committed to the art of pranks.

voice;

[coy]

I get stuff done. [so they never said in so many words that they found it endearing but they'd hinted at it and tolerated it. caroline wasn't imagining that.] And they still ask me to do this kind of stuff so...

voice;

[humanistic]

So they must appreciate it, at least. Yeah.

Well, good luck. You get t' go down in the record as throwing the first space wedding. That's something.

voice;

[coy]

[ she's going to sound a lot more chipper at that] Wow, you're right! [ best space wedding organizer everrrr.]

Thanks, Mitchell.