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[Potentially dangerous to put her face on some weird, public network. Text is too impersonal. Audio, it is.]

So far, here's what I know...

We're on a ship. In space? A bunch of new people showed up a few days ago and this is not the first time it's happened. This place is RIDICULOUSLY huge and probably way easy to get lost in. No one's 'left' yet. There is a major flaw in the whole people-to-ship size ratio that's got me mighty curious and also hella suspicious with a side of concern.

Some kid named Dave likes swords and apparently I should call him sweetcheeks.

Alien dog-faces don't like when you bash their squeaky toys and also apparently know things about me. Do not want.

There are people here that know more than I do. You dudes wanna start talking? Because I'll be listening. Anyone willing to fill in the gaps for me will be compensated like woah. I'd mainly like to hear the 'why'.

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What exactly is this flaw, anyway?

I - don't know much. In fact, I think I know less than you. But it'd be nice to find some things out, don't you think?

Okay! So. Think about it.

How many people are on this ship RIGHT THE HELL NOW... compared to how many bedrooms there are and stuff there is to do and all that junk. Numbers are off, right?!

... SO! What the crap balls happened to all the other peeps? See where I'm going with this?

Well...how long has this place been here, anyway? The only thing I can think of is they took off with a skeleton crew, expecting to pick up more...passengers?... along the way?

That or...um. I'm sure there's some kind of explanation.

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yes, sweetcheeks is my best friend.
(hehehehehehehe)
what's the compensation?

i remembered! dunno yet i'll think of something

if you had candy, that would be good compensation...
but i guess you only have those swords, huh?

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There are alien dogs here?

does this sound like the voice of a liar? there is one alien dog so far that i know of and there is a sword in his chest

Why would you do that? I bet he's really scared! Poor guy.

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id ignore everything the blue text told you
the dude considers himself a legit prank master
which hes not btw
save yourself the trouble from being duped

i kinda figured but its still friggen hilarious hes all obvious about his pranking in a way that he tries not to be obvious and its adorable and all this from only knowing him like twenty minutes tops

hahaha well thats egbert for you
at least youre humoring him
makes him happier than a kid on christmas morning on candyland

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_{[ Right. So Canada's brother is just going to butt in here with a video. If Canada were responding with a video, they would look very similar; pretty much twins, only America would argue he's much more attractive somehow.
Problem, though. Their personalities are really different even if they are alike other ways.

So have an obnoxious voice that contrasts with his brother's softspokeness. ]}

HEY!! You want answers? I'm the perfect guy you should totally talk to, yo! I'm getting all this shit figured out as we speak and I'm gonna be the hero and send all you sweet cats and dogs home, got it??

Hahahahhaa!
First off!!!

What is it you wanna know about the most?

Woah! Suddenly loud guys... Okay. Got it. [Don't laugh, Kenz, he is probably being serious!]

Uh... why are we randomly stuck on the set of some very real and very lame sci-fi movie?

_{[ America laughs, though it sounds a bit forced. ]}

H.. hahahaa! That's great; I thought we were on a movie set too, but this is nothing like it. I've been to space before-- even on the moon! Before Russia did, I want to emphasize. This is all very real, babe, whether you can believe it or not!

The purpose for being kidnapped though? No idea, man. We've all been trying to figure that out. Apparently we are being sent home, but I have been through a jump THREE FREAKING TIMES, dude! It sort of looks like we're going in circles to be honest.

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Alien dog-faces. That's newish.

I guess I just attract a higher crowd of creepy. It's a curse.

That or you're not desperately trying to avoid the creepy.

So sorry I didn't get to this sooner! Love Topher <3

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Sorry, I don't have any answers. I'm kind of brand new here myself.

What've people said so far?

Not much other than what I already knew... unless you count head-trauma guy but I'm not sure he should be giving anyone info until he stops being crazy?

Oh. Well. There's the part where we probably aren't going home. Ever. Fun times! Who are you? You sound sane enough...

I'm Kenzi.

[ Chase is not impressed. Kenzi's met with the face of an 11 year old that's clearly judging you. ...While drinking a juicebox. ]

People have left.

Alive?

[Go ahead and judge, creepy child-thing. Kenzi trust NO ONE! Especially not judging small persons with juice boxes-- ... hey.]

Where did you get that?!

The kitchen.

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Just start talking? Can I talk about anything? How about if I ignore the curious and the suspicious and the concernious and jump to the other stuff? Because I don't have a 'why' but I've got a bunch else.

Concernious?

With words like that, you can talk about whatever the hell you want.

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