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[suddenlycaptain]

[ Once again, Carolyn is in front of the only known windows on the ship, aka the ones in the shuttle bay. Once again, she gets a good shot of all the stars and general blackness before turning the camera to her face. And once again, Carolyn looks downright exhausted. ]

You're in space. If you're new to the Tranquility, my name is Carolyn Fry. I work down in the shuttle bay and if you're interested in helping out down here [ and judging by the tone of her voice, you should be ] come talk to me. No previous experience necessary, though if you're going to be an idiot, you're not allowed. No trying to hijack one either; [ Mass Effect cast ] there's not enough fuel to get back to wherever you came from [ which probably isn't even in this universe, morons ] and Casey has no problems breaking your neck.

[ Shortest flight crew ad ever, for real. ]

If you're new to the Tranquility or space travel, I hold classes. The previous lessons have been recorded so that you can watch them. If anyone has any questions or suggestions for future classes, I'm all ears.

[ Look! A handy link! ]

As I'm sure you've all noticed, the memories from the previous jump have decided to change. Judging by what I saw, they're from the previous crew. [ A pause. ] If anyone's face doesn't look... right, like it has oil underneath it, it might be a good idea to secure them before they apparently try to eat you or rip you apart with their talon-hands. And if anyone has hallucinations, it's probably not a good idea to go dropping your weapon and following them. If we're lucky, these memories will stay memories, but I don't recall our luck here ever being anything but bad.

[ There's a pause and Carolyn rubs her face. Suddenly, this post takes a turn for the awkward. ]

Also, someone left some tools outside of my door? Uh, thanks. I think.

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[suddenlycaptain]

Well, someone else can, then.

[ jesus ned calm down ]

They found the guard barracks while we were on the Cyllene, it's probably there.

[handelaar]

[As far as he's concerned "calm down" doesn't exist in Dutch unless it's a strain of weed, maybe.





Except no that actually sort of works. His expression settles into grumpy at any rate.]

They did. How far is it.

[suddenlycaptain]

I'm not sure; I didn't go look at it.

[handelaar]

Who found it.

[suddenlycaptain]

River, I think. Simon Tam's sister.

[handelaar]

Number.

[so bossy wow]

[suddenlycaptain]

She's gone now.

[ insert number here because i don't remember it and it's no longer on the taken list ]

[handelaar]

[ew he doesn't care about your spoiled numbers anyway]

Then why tell me about her.

[suddenlycaptain]

You asked who found the barracks. [ :| ]

[handelaar]

[He makes a bitchy scrunched up face and throws his smoke on the ground to stomp it out. (Don't worry he'll pick it up as soon as the feed is over.)]

Fine. Who knows about it now.

[suddenlycaptain]

I don't know who's been, but anyone who paid enough attention should know about it.

[handelaar]

[HUFF.]

Slept through a jump. Two back. What happened then.

[suddenlycaptain]

Nothing involving the barracks.

[handelaar]

This is stupid.

[suddenlycaptain]

It's the Tranquility. Of course it is.

[handelaar]

Find me if anything changes.

[suddenlycaptain]

You too.