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[sugarbear]

While I sure do love having my precious moments spread around the ship like an episode of Dawson's Creek, I can't help but think most of you aren't making the best of this - admittedly awful - situation. Sure, it sucks, but it has its perks.

Which is to say: nyah, nyah, guess which one of us got to fly the Millennium Falcon?

[ Also Chewbacca is dead, but he's not letting it harsh his vibe. Here's to fulfilling boyhood dreams. ]

Comments

(1/???)

[carbonite]

What did you say about the Millennium Falcon?

(2/????)

[carbonite]

Don't spread lies, buddy, no one likes it.

[carbonite]

We both know that the only way you're touching my ship to fly it is that I have gone out of my freaking mind and I'm delirious enough to think you're me.

DONE.

[carbonite]

And since you're obviously not me, and I am obviously not delirious, you're going to have to understand that it is impossible for you to even touch my ship.

[no reply 1/2]

[sugarbear]

[ Quick, get in the car! It's Han Solo!

Casey considers not replying for a moment because these conversations usually go so well, but what has he got to be afraid of, really? It's a memory, that's all. It's not like he actually had his paws all over Han Solo's wife the Falcon. ]

[sugarbear]

It's fine, you can untwist your panties. It's not like they were my memories. I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I'd actually flown your precious baby.

[ Flying his precious baby. Oh, the irony of that statement. ]

[carbonite]

Really, tell me who they are so that I can personally wring their neck.

The only reason why you're safe is that I find your opinions on the Millennium Falcon interesting and I tend to agree with them.

[sugarbear]

I'm pretty sure you already know all the people who've been at the controls of the Falcon. And if you don't...well, I don't want to drop them in it.

[ Okay, so the second part-- ]

Well she's not just any Corellian Freighter.

[carbonite]

If some idiot (no offense- well) claims to have touched my ship, I should know about it.

Well, I know that. Thanks for informing me.

[sugarbear]

It's not for me to get between a father and his daughter.

[ Cause Jaina has at least interjected herself into the conversation, and he knows he's not surprising Han with 'So you have this grown up daughter' stuff.

Because he knows that sucks from experience. ]

[carbonite]

Listen buddy, stay out of anything having to do with my daughter.

Just for future reference.

gently threadjacks

[theswordofthejedi]

Hey now. You can't wring my neck when you're the one who taught me how to fly her in the first place.

(1/3)

[carbonite]

I let a kid in my ship?

[carbonite]

My ship.

[carbonite]

[well this is awkward.]

... Since you're my kid.

[theswordofthejedi]

[Jaina's lips twitch. Is she enjoying this? Maybe a bit.]

I've been helping you with repairs on her since I was nine. There isn't a nook or cranny of her that I don't know. [a purposeful pause] And yes, since I'm your kid.

[carbonite]

Tell me I did that instead of making you waste time at school.

[theswordofthejedi]

I didn't really go to school until I was old enough to attend the Praxeum and start training with Uncle Luke. Before that it was tutors. They never lasted long. I think you probably started letting me help you with repairs just to keep me out of trouble. Turns out I have a knack for it. Imagine that.

[carbonite]

Good, Luke's teaching you. Is the first lesson, lets get Han in trouble? Second lesson, lets give Han a hard time. Third lesson, lets get in trouble so that Han can save me.

[theswordofthejedi]

Well, he is the Jedi Grand Master. That's how these things work.

And those particular lessons were covered in this thing known as history, dad.

[leaps]

You have a kid?

[carbonite]

Hey, you're as surprised as I was.

[leaps]

Is this a parallel dimension thing?

[theswordofthejedi]

No, this is a 'I'm from his future' thing. Hi there. Name's Jaina Solo. Who the kriff are you?

[leaps]

Hikaru Sulu. [ beat ] Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu.