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[sugarbear]

While I sure do love having my precious moments spread around the ship like an episode of Dawson's Creek, I can't help but think most of you aren't making the best of this - admittedly awful - situation. Sure, it sucks, but it has its perks.

Which is to say: nyah, nyah, guess which one of us got to fly the Millennium Falcon?

[ Also Chewbacca is dead, but he's not letting it harsh his vibe. Here's to fulfilling boyhood dreams. ]

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[sugarbear]

You people don't know anything about anything, do you?

[ God how do you live without Star Wars? Everything is so tiring when nobody knows when you're talking about. ]

Alright, let's put it in a way you might understand. You know how Serenity is a piece of flying go se and we all know it? Well, just imagine that she had laser canons and a hyperdrive that usually worked first time, and better yet, she didn't fall apart and leave you to suffocate in the middle of nowhere for no reason at all.

Now wouldn't you love to fly a ship like that?

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[dino_zarf]

Go se? You are powerful lucky Kaylee isn't aboard to hear that. Wouldn't say it again though. She might just leap across dimensions or what not to throttle you.

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[sugarbear]

Mmph. What Kaylee doesn't know won't hurt her. You can't pretend you don't secretly agree with me, anyway.

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[dino_zarf]

Serenity is a damn fine ship, 'specially with how Kaylee keeps her running.

[Hasn't anyone ever told you not to insult a man's ship?]

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[sugarbear]

[ They might have done that but that doesn't mean he listened. ]

She's a hunk of space garbage. Is it okay with you if I mean that lovingly?

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[dino_zarf]

Gao yang jong duh goo yang, that's my home you're talking about here!

[Who says that?]

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[sugarbear]

You ought to watch what you call people.

[ He'll have you know his mother was lovely. ]

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[dino_zarf]

And you ought to watch what you say about a pilot's girl.

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[sugarbear]

I don't think I mentioned your wife, and if I did, I'm at least decent enough not to suggest she's at all...capricious.

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[dino_zarf]

[Okay, this everyone knowing everyone else's business thing is creepy]

My wife is not a girl.

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[sugarbear]

[ Yup sort of is. ]

You're lucky none of Mr. 'I Have Another Gun in my Pants's memories had any more lasting effects, otherwise there'd be a few other things I had to say about her.

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[dino_zarf]

Taikong suoyou de xingqiu saijin wo de pigu! Do I ever not need to hear about what's going on in his head about her.

[He knows, generally, from what he says. But there are things no one should ever have to know]

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[sugarbear]

Heh. Yeah, that's probably for the best. I'm not sure that all the language I might use to describe them is strictly legal, come to think of it, even if I did use Mandarin.

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[dino_zarf]

I'm pretty sure I all sorts of don't want to know. Because no one wants to.

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[sugarbear]

How'd you put up with that guy?

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[dino_zarf]

He has his moments.

[Really. He swears.]

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[sugarbear]

Hard to imagine when those were. I mean--apart from the song. That was funny.




Mortifying; I mean mortifying.

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[dino_zarf]

I think the term you're looking for is "most singularly bizarre moment in my entire life".

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[sugarbear]

Yeah, that about covers it.

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[dino_zarf]

Still not entirely convinced it really happened.

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[sugarbear]

Probably better you keep thinking of it that way. It's all in your mind.