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[sugarbear]

While I sure do love having my precious moments spread around the ship like an episode of Dawson's Creek, I can't help but think most of you aren't making the best of this - admittedly awful - situation. Sure, it sucks, but it has its perks.

Which is to say: nyah, nyah, guess which one of us got to fly the Millennium Falcon?

[ Also Chewbacca is dead, but he's not letting it harsh his vibe. Here's to fulfilling boyhood dreams. ]

Comments

[leaps]

What's so great about the Millennium Falcon?

[ IT'S SURE NOT BETTER THAN HIS BABY DON'T EVEN ]

[sugarbear]

Don't let Solo hear you say that.

[ Sulu don't you know anything? ]

Look, the Enterprise is great and shiny and stuff, but space travel is about grit, not sleek supercar spaceships with polished exteriors and plump lounge fittings. Nobody goes into space to be comfortable.

[leaps]

He's aware of my opinions.

[ this is an ongoing debate casey, you don't understand. ]

Nothing's plump. It's outfitted for discovery, not for black market trade.

GENTLY TJ LET ME KNOW IF THIS ISN'T OKAY

[carbonite]

Hey, hey, hey - who said anything about black market trade.

NO IT'S UNACCEPTABLE.

[leaps]

Are you telling me your interests lie in exploration and discovery?

[carbonite]

I'm saying that they could be.

[leaps]

Could. But are they?

[carbonite]

Hey, at some point, there was some discovery.

[leaps]

Of what?

[sugarbear]

[ Casey suddenly breaks into a grin. ]

You mean you two have been arguing about this for a while? That's even better.

[leaps]

Better how?

[sugarbear]

Better like I feel like I've been waiting my whole life to see this argument happen in person.

[leaps]

Is this one of those things I shouldn't ask about?

[sugarbear]

Could be.

[leaps]

The last time I asked about this I had four or five guys telling me about parallel universes.

[sugarbear]

The last time we talked about this sort of thing it reached the point of telling you guys that a bridge fell on Kirk, and nothing was ever the same again.

Let's just say the Enterprise and the Millennium Falcon are level heading for most famous spaceship in multiple universes and leave it at that.

[leaps]

The twitchy one cried a little, I think.

[ sulu remembers that fondly. ]

I can leave it at that. It's the best call here.

[sugarbear]

Cried? He cried? How did I miss that?

[leaps]

You might have been distracted freaking out Kirk and Spock. And me.

[sugarbear]

Tsch. You're made of harder stuff than that. Kirk was always pretty soft. No real man would have fought so hard not to kiss Uhura.

[leaps]

They would if they'd ever met Uhura. I can't imagine her wanting to kiss Kirk, and I'd figure her for bodily injuring him for it.