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Topher Brink ([personal profile] andblockbuster) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-10-25 08:16 am

010; (VIDEO) forward-dated to late on the 25th

 [What you are seeing is Topher. Topher looks a little like hell. Someone may or may not have been avoiding dealing with one of his empathy links for SCIENCE (the first one worked out fine- that's how he knows enough to figure this out, but the second one...) ... Also, it's possible he's been occupied running scans and trying to figure out if he's wrong, which... he's still not convinced he's not.]

I've been working.... [He pauses, plants a palm on his forehead, and sucks in a breath.] I've been working on a theory. It's not entirely sound yet, but I was trying to run through every logical possibility before entertaining the notion that it might actually be... that, and... no dice. None. And it was bad enough when it was just memories, but now- now. Oh, it's much worse. 

Whatever this is, it's on a synaptic level- whatever one person feels, the other person feels too. Observe. [He picks up something sharp and pricks himself, which makes him hiss in pain.] Now someone out there felt that. That means that we are doing some serious groupthink weirdness without the whole "all of us are Borg" BS- SO FAR. Who knows what it'll be in a few weeks. Or days. And what was the last thing 90% of us experienced that involved groupthink? Anyone?

[YEAH, TOPHER'S HAVING A BAD DAY. HOW ARE YOU?] I think we might be in trouble.

[He rubs his face.] And is anyone who was fully assimilated on Strela even still around? 'Cause that'd be a start to maybe possibly proving me wrong. Or right. But let's err on the side of blind optimism and assume my fancy medical degrees in neurology mean nothing and I'm just talking out of my... bottom area. Whatever.

[Maybe you should deal with your link first, Topher. MAYBE. There's science to do, okay.]
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-10-25 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
No, no one had to say it, because nobody wants to think about this sort of thing! Having someone in your head is bad enough without you giving a play-by-play of the worst case scenarios.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-10-25 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well of course it--of course this kind of thing doesn't just happen, none of the things on this rubbish boat just happen.

Do you want to scan my brain? Would that--would that help?
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-10-25 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I've got it. Drift...caught.

Sorry to say, though, that I haven't been able to find anyone I'm sharing with, which is...unfortunate. For...reasons I don't really need to elaborate, here.

[YOU KNOW THE REASONS]
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-10-27 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's only--it's only a matter of time, if you ask me.

You haven't gotten any of mine, have you?
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-10-28 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, nono, stop. Stop right there, don't go any further with your--with your speculation, and you're theories. That's enough, really.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-10-28 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
What am I supposed to do!? There are--there are things I don't want people to know! Really important things!!

[You know which things!!]
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-10-28 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm sure everyone will respond well, like that.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-11-01 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, of course, I mean--context is--is very important. I will be explaining that to them, yes.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-11-01 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
The good news is that I have--I have no memories about being a lawyer, so I'm in the clear.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-11-01 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I would think the ruffles and the pink would be a dead giveaway no matter what. You know, just--just look down, check for a cravat.