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[jurisimpudent]

[You know how sometimes, when you go for a really long time without sleep, you write things that seem really profound? Things that seem like really marvelously good ideas?

If not, see below.]

It has been some time since I engaged in any data collection: please fill out the following survey so that more data might be collected.

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Level of education:
Place of origin:
Annual income:
Ethnicity:
Length of time you've been here:
Last time at which you slept:
Do you think we ought to have a system of law in place?:
If not, would you have objections to being provided with an informational pamphlet as to how laws are put in place to protect individuals from the state & not necessarily vice versa?:
If not, do you not see that as perpetuating your own preconceived notions?:
Why do you think we are here?:
Why do you think we are currently unable to sleep?:
How many "incidents" have you been caught up in (e.g., Strela, when we lost power, getting stuck in the hallways):
How did you comport yourself at that time?:
Would you like to
Are you currently experiencing adverse physical effects?:


This survey will be analyzed, using statistics & science.

Thank you.

With regards,
M. Edgeworth

Comments

[ex_question191]

Name: Stiles
Age: 17
Sex: Yes
Occupation: Flight Crew.
Level of education: In Junior year.
Place of origin: Mother's womb.
Annual income: Carolyn laughed when I asked her.
Ethnicity: Painfully white.
Length of time you've been here: 9 months.
Last time at which you slept: Passed out briefly yesterday. Restful sleep? 11 days ago.
Do you think we ought to have a system of law in place?: Hell yes.
If not, would you have objections to being provided with an informational pamphlet as to how laws are put in place to protect individuals from the state & not necessarily vice versa?: N/A
If not, do you not see that as perpetuating your own preconceived notions?: These questions are pretty leading dude, was this survey approved by a board of ethics?
Why do you think we are here?: Questions unanswered way before the TQ.
Why do you think we are currently unable to sleep?: I had insomnia before I got here, I dunno what's up with everyone else.
How many "incidents" have you been caught up in (e.g., Strela, when we lost power, getting stuck in the hallways): Dunno, 4?
How did you comport yourself at that time?: Mondo freak outs.
Would you like to Sure
Are you currently experiencing adverse physical effects?: Severe cramps due to survey induced boredom.

[text]

[supfirehawk]

[She'll just... cross out things she thinks you don't need to know.]

Name: Lilith
Age: 28
Sex: f
Occupation: badass
Level of education: what?
Place of origin: Dionysus
Annual income: 9999999+
Ethnicity: siren
Length of time you've been here: 11th jump
Last time at which you slept:
Do you think we ought to have a system of law in place?: not the kind you want
If not, would you have objections to being provided with an informational pamphlet as to how laws are put in place to protect individuals from the state & not necessarily vice versa?: yes
If not, do you not see that as perpetuating your own preconceived notions?:
Why do you think we are here?: I was hoping it was to loot things, but there haven't been enough things worth grabbing.
Why do you think we are currently unable to sleep?: because this ship hates us. why does it do anything to us?
How many "incidents" have you been caught up in (e.g., Strela, when we lost power, getting stuck in the hallways): isn't this answered with how long we've been here?
How did you comport yourself at that time?: who talks like this?
Are you currently experiencing adverse physical effects?:

What kind of science do you know?

[jurisimpudent]

Please go back and edit certain answers to be less obtuse; thank you.

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Several types of science. Why did you cross out questions?

[ex_question191]

You take the data you're given and you'll like it.

[text]

[supfirehawk]

Because I didn't feel like answering them.

[jurisimpudent]

I will not like it. "Yes" is not a gender, for example.

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Why?

text;

[jacked]

Good call, man. Surveys'll put anyone to sleep

[text]

[supfirehawk]

Why are you asking any of them?

text;

[jurisimpudent]

Sir/madam, do not be an idiot. I said above that this is to increase knowledge.

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

For knowledge.

[ex_question191]

You didn't ask for my gender.

[jurisimpudent]

Yes I did

text;

[jacked]

You also said it was gonna be analyzed "using statistics & science"

text; 1/2

[jurisimpudent]

Yes, which are tools of knowedge

text; 2/2

[jurisimpudent]

knowledge

[ghostthatlingers]

Name: Tex
Sex: f
Occupation: Security
Level of education: High school
Place of origin: Earth
Annual income: N/a
Ethnicity: AI/white
Length of time you've been here: Jump 14
Last time at which you slept: Yesterday, but not for long
Do you think we ought to have a system of law in place?: Depends on how it's handled
Why do you think we are here?: I am not having this conversation on a survey
Why do you think we are currently unable to sleep?: I don't know. The ship does weird crap all the time
How many "incidents" have you been caught up in (e.g., Strela, when we lost power, getting stuck in the hallways): Too many
How did you comport yourself at that time?: Better than most
Are you currently experiencing adverse physical effects?: Some

How is this going to help?

[text]

[supfirehawk]

And collecting a bunch of useless information on everyone is going to somehow make you smarter?

[jurisimpudent]

It will increase knowledge.

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Base of knowledge =/= intelligence, ma'am

text;

[jacked]

No sleep's hitting you hard, huh

[ex_question191]

No, take another look, you asked for sex.

[text]

[supfirehawk]

That still doesn't make any of this useful.

[ghostthatlingers]

Did someone ask you to gather this information?