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[It doesn't take Shepard long to take to the network. Closed ship communication isn't exactly a new concept to her and while there's a whole lot of questions that spring to her mind, she's eager to get one thing sorted out first.]
To whoever thought it was a good idea to break into my locker and take all my things: it wasn't.
[The woman on the video feed, wearing an ill-fitting borrowed sweater, may have a cheerful edge to her voice but it's clearly a front - belied by her furrowed brow and how her mouth falls into a sharp, severe line between words. As soon as Shepard had realized that everyone else seemed to have things left to them in their lockers while hers had been suspiciously empty of pretty much anything beyond her comm device, she'd jumped to the only logical conclusion: someone had stolen her shit.]
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was an accident. If you have my armor or tags or anything with the name Shepard on it-- [She doesn't even know what else could've been there, but there had to have been something.] --just put it back where you found it by 1300 hours and we'll call it even.
[See? Perfectly reasonable of her. None of this makes any sense to her, but let no one say that Commander Shepard of the Normandy can't roll with the punches and put on a nice face despite it all.]
If I find you with it after that, I'll throw you out the nearest airlock.
[Or not. After a moment she continues, only slightly awkwardly. Man can't survive on threats and false accusations alone after all.] As a side note: if anyone has a spare change of clothes they'd be willing to part with, let me know.
To whoever thought it was a good idea to break into my locker and take all my things: it wasn't.
[The woman on the video feed, wearing an ill-fitting borrowed sweater, may have a cheerful edge to her voice but it's clearly a front - belied by her furrowed brow and how her mouth falls into a sharp, severe line between words. As soon as Shepard had realized that everyone else seemed to have things left to them in their lockers while hers had been suspiciously empty of pretty much anything beyond her comm device, she'd jumped to the only logical conclusion: someone had stolen her shit.]
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was an accident. If you have my armor or tags or anything with the name Shepard on it-- [She doesn't even know what else could've been there, but there had to have been something.] --just put it back where you found it by 1300 hours and we'll call it even.
[See? Perfectly reasonable of her. None of this makes any sense to her, but let no one say that Commander Shepard of the Normandy can't roll with the punches and put on a nice face despite it all.]
If I find you with it after that, I'll throw you out the nearest airlock.
[Or not. After a moment she continues, only slightly awkwardly. Man can't survive on threats and false accusations alone after all.] As a side note: if anyone has a spare change of clothes they'd be willing to part with, let me know.

enjoy your call from the next room:
she's just going to ask about strapping him to a skateboard
A ball? Where'd you find a ball?
Shepard please, that helps no one. He's just going to crash.
slow facepalm like 2001: a space odyssey slow
This place is dangerous. Maybe you shouldn't just pick up things you find laying around. [Attack of the killer rubber ball. She's assuming it's rubber. Anyway, right:] Is the shoe thing more a laces thing?
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video;
[ Headtilt. ]
You don't look like the last two. But welcome back anyway.
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What do you mean by 'the last two'?
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It happens, unfortunately. This ship takes people out of different times as well as universes, and it's entirely possible that the other two were alternate universe versions of... you.
[ Pause. ]
I have some clothes looted off the last space station that tried to kill us, too.
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video -> action;
action;
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[ because saying you're back is always awkward. ]
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I'd appreciate it. Where can I pick them up?
[Now here's to hoping they're somewhere close to fitting.]
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[ everyone else can surprise her, sulu's just here to be vaguely helpful ok ]
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That's right. Systems Alliance Military. [She's not sure that means anything here. A beat, then:] You?
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United States Marine Corps, 1st Recon.
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Video
[Funny thing about willing your clothing into existence]
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[Beggars can't be choosers but if she's shoving herself into a one piece jumpsuit, that seems like an important distinction to make.]
Re: video;
[However tall she wants to be]
The clothes are for someone who's about 5'6" though.
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voice; hi
We don't throw people out of airlocks here. We shoot them.
[ a pause, and then, sounding slightly petty: ] Or tie them to chairs.
voice; why hello there
Who got tied to a chair? [Because that's kind of a weird form of corporal punishment. Though honestly, what here isn't weird?]
voice; hi stid just started. stid looks like a vd.
I did. It's unrelated.
[ said like that also makes it irrelevant, so moving on. ]
This ship isn't real.
that's because it is one
so wise
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sorry benedict's face distracted me
understandable it's frighteningly distracting
beautiful and terrible
don't be afraid
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we can wrap unless u have prESSING QUESTIONS
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[Ha ha ha.]
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put my gear back where you got it.
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and demanding
usually people offer compensation
and before you say our compensation is not having our bodies dropped somewhere on the ship let me tell you that doesnt count
you dont just drop bodies here by the way
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