text.

[look]

[ the number's a 022, but there's no questions about where they are or when they get to go home. will doesn't even really want to be making this post, but people are talking about animal bones, human remains, blood. and that's kind of his gig. ]

I'm not a trained forensic analyst, but if we've got the equipment to do so, I'd be willing to try and take a look at the organic tissue people found in their lockers. I got meat. Anyone else?

Comments

[look]

It was in my locker. Someone else got a human shinbone. Someone else, blood. Etc. Curious to see if there's a connection.

[jurisimpudent]

I see. I suppose that's not a poor use of your time.

[look]

So does this fall within "Security" jurisdiction? Or is that a grey area.

[jurisimpudent]

While security endeavors to investigate when necessary, typically efforts are directed more towards keeping the peace.

[look]

Focusing on preemptive measures seems sensible, given I read you don't have official laws. Do crimes committed before arrival go entirely unenumerated? Or do you try and keep a list of naughty and nice.

[jurisimpudent]

[Enjoy this non-answer:]

No one is called to answer here for crimes purportedly committed at home.

[look]

Of course not. No evidence beyond witness testimony. But would you consider someone getting human remains in their locker along with their other possessions a sign of potential instability?

[jurisimpudent]

Of course not. That would be an absurd conclusion.

[look]

Because you don't believe the contents of a locker are by default the possessions of its owner?

[jurisimpudent]

No. Past patterns have demonstrated otherwise.

[look]

Does this happen every time? It wasn't in the guides. I assumed from the reactions that this was unusual.

[jurisimpudent]

Everyone receives strange things in their lockers. Usually said things are not organic, but such things are not unknown.

[look]

Right, thanks. Sorry about all the questions. I just don't want to paint a target on anyone's back if they come to me with, say, a skull, that's likely got their prints all over it, and we find out who it belongs to.

[jurisimpudent]

No. Nothing of the sort will happen. You've my word.

[look]

Great. Will Graham.

[jurisimpudent]

Miles Edgeworth. You are, I hope, transitioning sufficiently well?

[look]

I've been doing my reading, if that's what you mean. Doubt I'm going to get used to being an astronaut any time soon.

[jurisimpudent]

You are hardly an "astronaut," sir. You are still just what you were before, merely now in space.

[look]

I mostly meant in the literal sense, a space sailor. I don't think I'd qualify for NASA.

[jurisimpudent]

I see. Yes. Etymologically, that does make sense. I was merely stressing that you oughtn't consider this a true change in status, merely in location.

[look]

I'll do my best. Though I'll admit, I'd been thinking it was time for a career change.

[jurisimpudent]

[What.]

Sir, you work with the FBI. I can hardly think of a more worthy career or a greater one to which to aspire. Why would you seek to change? Or is that merely humor?

[look]

No FBI here. I'm not joking, but it's kind of a long story.

[jurisimpudent]

I've time to hear it, if you've a will to tell.

stealth 2/2

[jurisimpudent]

That was not a pun