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[jurisimpudent]

A reminder for everyone on the ship: always be at medical at least an hour prior to Jump. Never, under any circumstances, risk being late. It does not matter what you're doing prior to that; it does not even matter if you are on the brink of some brilliant discovery about our circumstances here. Always get to the Jump early. If you are so much a single second late, you will die horribly. There is no stopping the Jump; there are no excuses, no notes pardoning your tardiness, no ways to get around it. You will die. And there is nothing that is so important as your lives.

Thank you for your attention.

Any new arrivals with a background in law enforcement, the military, or combat in general: please contact either Tyke (001 >> 011) or myself to discuss possible employment with Security.

Comments

[expect]

Thats a no isnt it

[jurisimpudent]

Of course it's a no.

[expect]

Its texting not work
I can type how i want to

[jurisimpudent]

Acknowledged. But I cannot fathom why you would "want to" type badly.

[expect]

Its faster?

[jurisimpudent]

It's

[expect]

Seriously?

[jurisimpudent]

Again, I do not joke.

[expect]

Nothing else to do with your time?

[jurisimpudent]

No, I have other things.

[expect]

Right
Thats good
Spreads your talents around

[jurisimpudent]

You're being transparently sarcastic. I do not appreciate that.

[expect]

Bad habit sorry

[jurisimpudent]

I also believe that apology is false, and I will accept it in the spirit in which it is given. Communication is important, sir, and first impressions are as well.

[expect]

It was real!
No sarcasm

[jurisimpudent]

That is more sarcasm.

[expect]

Swear on my life its not

[jurisimpudent]

You're genuinely sorry?

[expect]

I wasnt trying to offend you

[jurisimpudent]

[Oh.]

Well, I took no offense.

[expect]

......Really?

( it's only after he presses 'send' that he realises that might have been a bit sarcastic. is there a delete button? his mum always warned him not to get smart! )

[jurisimpudent]

Indeed. A person who would take offense over a simple disagreement is a childish person indeed.

[expect]

Because you did sound a bit

[jurisimpudent]

That's a near-miraculous ability you have, reading tone in text

[expect]

You started it throwing around "its sarcasm"