003 ☆ text; backdated to yesterday

[herocomplex]

Yo, yo, yo. What up. USA reporting in here. 
Hey actually ive been kind of thinking bout some stuff so i thought id actually go ahead and ask because why the heck not. 

Ive read over that shitty guide whats-his-face-wales dude wrote up for bros coming back but i feel like im really missing what all has happened here. You mind telling me your experiences? Personal stories like HEY man this is how it all went down let me slide it to you like this. Booya.

Also, freaky smiley guy. Has anybody actually seen this thing in a form or what? 
Any other mondo weird things or stuff would be helpful. Thanks, dawgs. 

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[xwing]

I think the general consensus is that no one has seen 'Smiley'. He seems to have access to the ship that we don't.

[herocomplex]

MY MAIN MAN SKYWALKER.
Hey.
ok well wasnt sure if that was the dealio this go around or not and somebody isnt speaking up about it.
What the heck do you think it could be?

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[ghostthatlingers]

Your name is USA?

[herocomplex]

YEAHHHHHHH dude. Like abbreviated and shit but hey if you wanna say THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA go right ahead.
I'm worth every breath.

[ghostthatlingers]

Name's Texas. That a codename?

[herocomplex]

Uhhhh nope!
TEXAS. Hot damn thats a kickass name. Did your mom give you that?

[ghostthatlingers]

You could say that.

Where are you from that they name you after acronyms?

[cons]

you're gonna have to stop by the bar if you want story time.

[herocomplex]

I think you just want to get a drink with me.
Is it possibly the fact you wanna get a drink with me?

Cuz that.. yeah. I am totes down for.

[cons]

that is totes possible, America. come by whenever you want.

[herocomplex]

You're not a raging alcoholic though riiiiight?
Ive dealt with those waaaaaaay too many times!

[cons]

[ that's a good question. ]

pretty mellow, so, right. c:

[herocomplex]

Aaaaaand you're going to buy because im in forever-debt basically.
Right?
Riiiiiiight?

[cons]

i run the bar here, so. sure. i'll buy.

[uncodlyawwesome]

shit wwent fuckin apeshit bananas for a wwhile an there wwas a hivvemind an noww wwe are all wwaitin for us to die in horrific wways
basically thats it
thats the wwhole thing

[herocomplex]

Well DUDUUUHHHHHHH i mean yyeahhh i kind of read that (kind of skimmed it too but w/e..)
I mean like personal experiences in DETAILS.
DEETS MAN. DEETS. Lay it on me!!!