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Audentes fortuna iuvat.
Does fortune favors us, Tranquility?
Caesar himself was quite devoted to boldness and fortune; alea jacta est he said and the goddess of fortune favored him for many years.
in the end, she did not. it is a tricky thing, fortune and quite a riddle to guess.
[ that aside ]
An assistance is needed! For baking a cake to a friend whom I favor greatly and who, I decided, celebrates his birthday today.
Does fortune favors us, Tranquility?
Caesar himself was quite devoted to boldness and fortune; alea jacta est he said and the goddess of fortune favored him for many years.
in the end, she did not. it is a tricky thing, fortune and quite a riddle to guess.
[ that aside ]
An assistance is needed! For baking a cake to a friend whom I favor greatly and who, I decided, celebrates his birthday today.
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has he told me a lie in our exchange of words? I shall scold him if he did!
Your humble devotee,
Lucrezia Borgia
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he hasnt said a lie per se
but he IS a liar notoriously so
just see that you take care with him
you can go ahead and scold him in advance if you like he probably deserves it and if not he will deserve a scolding eventually so you might as well head him off
yrs forever and a day,
S. BLACK
(PS: do I really hold your affection like that! i had no idea i shall be very very careful with it)
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you are terribly fond of them are you not? I will hear no more of this. You will introduce us formally at the first chance or you shall both suffer my scolding.
With deep, unyielding love,
Lucrezia Borgia
(PS: You truly do! mind what you do with it! )
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GOD FORBID not a scolding from you
i would never survive it
so i will introduce you on one condition: you dont listen to any of his flattery
only listen to my flattery since mine is actually true and heartfelt
i cant help but to worry that he might try and steal you away and that i really would never ever ever survive
with a love so deep it almost hurts,
S. BLACK
(PS: i will put it on a velvet pillow and put that velvet pillow in a box of gold and then that box of gold in a box of pearl and then that box of pearl in a chest of silver and then i will lock that chest of silver with every spell i know to keep it very safe and protected and only open it to look at it when i really truly need it
how does that sound)
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He has spoken no flattery to me yet! And for all the pretty words, I highly doubt he shall win a bigger part of my affection than the one devoted to you, worry not!
With ever present love,
Lucrezia Borgia
(PS: like the world's most precious treasure! You have my approval!
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JUST WAIT he will try it
notorious flirt and flatterer
i should know hes only slightly less skilled than me
but if you really can assure me of that then i suppose it wouldnt hurt to introduce you two provided i chaperon at all times!
w/ enough love to fill the albert hall 16 times over,
S. BLACK
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perhaps we must put his flirting to the test! see if it truly nearly as wonderful as yours! shall we make a flirting duel of it?
what is albert hall?
with sweet affection,
Licrezia Borgia
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what a clever idea! you are as genius as you are beautiful
(so more genius than anyone else)
A FLIRTING DUEL
my only worry would be that he would end up weeping in frustration/unrequited love for you but perhaps thats a risk we ought to take
the albert hall is a MASSIVE massive massive building
they play posh concerts there
loads of massively rich muggles attend some of them massive themselves
it would take a great deal of love to fill it but i wouldnt have any trouble thats just how much i adore you
with love deeper than the ocean itself,
S. BLACK
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I will not let him weep. I shall lift his spirits one way or another, worry not!
have you ever been there? this albert hall? is it bigger than the halls in the ship?
yours ever devotedly,
Lucrezia Borgia.
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well he can weep a little. hell be all right. hes a man. and i dont want you doing TOO much to lift his spirits dont waste your energy and all
ive been inside! and theres probably halls on this ship larger but only because this ship cheats
did you know you cant do maps of it because things might change
how unfair!
anyway the albert hall is grader & more lovely
space architecture is crap
entirely entirely yrs. forever and a day,
S. BLACK
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how cruel! surely he deserves some of my energy for being charming and your friend!
I did not know that. can you not cheat the ship with your own magic?
eternally yours, forever and two days,
Lucrezia Borgia