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[turnthiscityon]

[o hey it's Wily again, dressed, as usual, in an absolutely impeccable suit. From the looks of things, he's somewhere in the passenger quarters, and he's completely surrounded by musical insturments of all kinds. Most look like they've been gathering dust.

He himself has an acoustic six string. He's lounging up against a wall, and he's very casually playing the guitar riffs from this.]

Thought some of you folks might want to know that I found a nice stash of instruments down here in the passenger quarters. Just. You know. Relevant to your interests.

[Chord!]

There's all types, too; classical stuff for you classical types, violins and such, some horns, got a few keyboards and I think there's a grand piano hiding back there somewhere. No clue if it's in tune. And, of course, there's some electric guitars and amps...

Like I said. Just thought you might be interested.

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[barkstabbark]

... You got a fucking piano in there? [so relevant to his interests oh man]

[turnthiscityon]

Yes indeed. Like I said, no idea if it's in tune. And I believe it's currently buried under an upright bass.

[barkstabbark]

[AND AN UPRIGHT BASS fuck

he has to stop himself before he asks if there's a sax and a oboe too, because that's a sad line of thought]

Fuck. I can tune that. Just don't find a way to fucking wreck it until I get there.

[voice]

[megamind]

I can tell you if any of them are in tune.

Where are they.

Where are they?

[voice] should I set up an open log or something :|a

[turnthiscityon]

Passenger's quarters. [Gives some directions,] though I've no idea if those are reliable. I swear this ship's halls shift around sometimes.

[voice] probably because megamind's going to come molestt things.

[megamind]

On my way!

[text] if troll text is a no-go please let me know

[lovesfaygo]

InStRuMeNtS? tHaT'S MoThErFuCkInG CoOl, BrOtHeR. aRe tHeRe aNy hOrNs? HoNk. :0)

[video] haha dude I play Bro Strider at another game ;)

[turnthiscityon]

Horns?

[He holds up two bike horns, of different sizes]

There's a whole pile of 'em in the corner here.

[video] sweet

[lovesfaygo]

MaN, i'vE GoT A HuGe nEeD On fOr sOmE MoThErFuCkInG HoRnS. mAkE A PiLe, GeT My sLeEp oN. hElP A BrOtHeR OuT?

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[walksonrooftops]

[Asato can be seen biting his lip and looking to the side, as if what he's about to ask is really, really bad. But he can't help it. He's curious.]

And anyone can come use those instruments?

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[turnthiscityon]

Yessir. Free for public use.





But break the Gibson and there'll be words.

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[walksonrooftops]

[A pause; his head gives a slight incline to the left. Who's Gibson?]

Alright. Is it okay if I come look? I don't know how to play any instruments, but maybe I could learn.

[bottlearum]

...Ye gotta guitar in there, mate?

video;

[turnthiscityon]

Do we?

[Pans the camera over to a line of guitars; from beat-up six strings to a Gibson les Paul electric, and several in between]

Take your pick. Except for the Gibson -- that's the golden one -- that beauty's mine.

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[za_rodina]

Do you have a cello?

threadjacking; video

[herocomplex]

Want something big and fat?

Seems pretty fitting and matching for a guy like you, Russia.

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[turnthiscityon]

I do, in fact. Be much obliged if you'd take it off my hands, it is taking up some space. Upright bass, too.

voice;

[youdieinreallife]

Hah! Oh, the stories I could tell you about violins. Or rather, violinists, I suppose. Musicians are, in my experience, rather eccentric.

voice;

[turnthiscityon]

You know, I bet those stories would be worth hearing. And trust me, I know. Musicians... the worst sort of ruffians and rebels, you know?

[Which he accentuates with a few jaunty chords]

But really, the worst of the lot? Anyone with a drum. Drummers are madmen, every last one of them.

[video] 1/??????? he is ecstatic

[edle_gestalt]

[edle_gestalt]

[oh my god are you telling the truth are you are you this isn't a holodeck right?]

[edle_gestalt]

[video] final

[edle_gestalt]

W...would you kindly direct me to this collection? I am sure I could tune the piano if the proper tools are available. Or even if not; I tend to be good at figuring ...

You said grand piano, didn't you? [Oh god, oh god, he would have been happy with a shitty upright but oh my god]

I... I have my own violin with me, but I'm just so pleased to hear there are more instruments available. Oh, and they may have rosin, oh my goodness; I was running out of mine. And if any of the brass instruments need to be cleaned up, or have dents repaired, I'd be happy to do so. [Yes, Roderich. Bathe them. Oil their valves. Make the slide action perfectly slick.]


[Quietly.] Did you happen to see an accordion?




[Good luck, Tranquility. You may be hearing some Alpine folk music.

Because that's not grating.

At all.]

[godseer]

Congratulations. You seem to have found something that a particularly large population of this ship desires. Myself included.

Don't let all the violins go before I get there. [ She's already walking down a corridor. ]

[turnthiscityon]

You know, with this turnout? I should have thought to charge. But, ah, that would be wrong; much better to simply let you darling folks fill the halls with music. Yes?

I'll keep an eye on them.