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HAL 9000 ([personal profile] functioningperfectly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-06-14 10:17 pm

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Before I begin, I would first like to introduce myself to those who may not know me. My name is HAL 9000. I am an artificial intelligence that arrived on the Tranquility during the first jump. Like other AI aboard the ship, I have been put into a human body. Though I'm afraid I'm not as adept at functioning like a human as I would like to be, I think I am doing fairly well. If, for any reason, you find yourself on the Tranquility in a body that is not your own, or if you have any questions regarding AI in general, please do not hesitate to contact me. I would like to help anyone I can as best as I am capable. I am sorry to say that we still do not understand the process that AI and other non-humanoid life goes through when they first arrive, so I cannot tell you how I (or you) have become human.

I have some questions that I think may help us understand this ship better - or, at the very least, may help us find Captain Ward. I would like to know if we have any type of heat signature scanners aboard the ship. If the ship comes equipped with scanners for life and that sort, we may be able to use it to pinpoint the location of people in restricted zones, which may help us find some more answers.

If the ship does not, perhaps we could find a way to integrate outside technology into the main systems.

I would also like to know if we have found any way of contacting the AI that runs this ship, or the entity known as :). So far, the only thing aboard that seems to want to help us is :) - though I agree that it's no doubt dangerous to put trust into :), it seems to be our only tentative ally at this point.

I'm sure there are people already investigating all these things, and so I suppose I'm hoping for some sort of reassurance on the matter.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
hey look at that a good idea hopefully someone will have the sense to listen to you

re: smiley i haven't had any luck unfortunately

pretty sure everyone else has come up empty
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
yeah if only

i've got it on good account that the management withholds information from the general public on a regular basis

and not ward/resnik management i mean the people who are supposed to be on our side

so i wouldn't count on keeping connected as you put it
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
why do you think everyone in charge is sitting around instead of going after ward

i mean you said it yourself the solution's as simple as something that can pick up a heat signature

they know something we don't
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
keeping secrets is getting us killed you know that right

anyway i brought it up to kirk and he all but admitted that 1) there's nothing he plans on doing re: ward and 2) there's a lot we're not being told

but of course he didn't tell me what exactly we're not being told
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
well kirk's got his own little entourage from home

then there's tyke and edgeworth

petrelli i'd say
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
oh yeah he's been rearing his ugly head lately

last i spoke to him he wants to build AI to map the corridors

pretended to ask my permission but you know he's going to do it anyway whether we object or not
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
he'll find someone to do it for him we've got a few on board with the capability

see that would make sense but no why do that when they can build potentially sentient entities and send them off to the bowels of the ship to do the dirty work
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
these are humans we're talking about they're not thinking about those things

and if they are they don't care

we do what we must because we can remember
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
so do you have a plan

because i don't know about you but i can't interface with anything like this
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[personal profile] godinajar 2013-06-15 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Osiris's ears definitely perked up at any mention of technology, that's the quickest way to get a Goa'uld's attention.]

It would depend on the type of outside technology available and what is on this ship. I have some experience interfacing technology so perhaps I can be of some assistance.
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[personal profile] godinajar 2013-06-15 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, it will be nice to have something to do. In the meanwhile, I can see what the ship has to offer and familiarize myself with the systems. Hopefully someone will come forward with something soon then.
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[personal profile] godinajar 2013-06-15 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
I will see what I can do, I'm sure it's not impossible.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
no no leave AM out of it
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[personal profile] corp 2013-06-15 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just a lil' starstruck ]

My understanding is most of the tries people have made to...well,d o much of anything have resulted in dead ends.

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