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wιcнιтa, ĸanѕaѕ ([personal profile] cons) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-06-14 10:45 am

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So, alright!

[ someone take Wichita's comm away. now. now, now, now. she's sitting in the back room of the bar, not exactly trashed, but on her way. there's 90s music muffled in the background, as always, though she's not paying any attention to what's going on out there at this point. she's been back here, thinking.

how depressing.
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I know this ship is mostly all doom and gloom, hey, I've had cold proof of that fact shoved down my throat time and time again. I get it. I know. This place sucks. ... Sorry, oh-two-oh's, but it's the truth.

But listen up. It's been way over a year since a lot of us showed up, and apparently our last jump lasted an additional year, so that means.. we've all missed a birthday. If not two! Or more, if more than one jump lasted that long. Which, to me, is a reason to celebrate. And don't give me any crap about not celebrating your birthday, because no, come on. You should party, you should feel pretty damn great about yourself. You've survived. You didn't let this place ruin you.

That's definitely worth celebrating.

[ and that's definitely something she's still working on convincing herself to be true, so. here's the motivation behind this whole transmission. oh boy. ]

And so, I'm declaring that today is, officially, our universal birthday. Everybody on the ship! It's your birthday today. So, go nuts. Forget about the fact that this place sucks for five minutes and have a drink or eat some space cake - if you can find anything like cake here anymore - do whatever you want. Relax. But mostly just try and do whatever you can to forget that this place is eventually going to k-

[ woop, crashbangbam. that's what it looks and sounds like when someone drops their comm in the middle of a sentence, oops. oh well. there's a muttered just do it! before she shuts off the comm. prepare yourselves crewmates, for the best game of pretend Wichita can muster considering.. everything. she'll try and help with the whole chilling out thing. she's not a con artist for nothing. ]
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[personal profile] ex_question191 2013-06-14 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm into the idea. What if I already celebrated my space birthday?
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[personal profile] target 2013-06-14 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like somebody started the party already.
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[personal profile] logicunlocked 2013-06-14 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we going to have a big bash? 'Cause I can definitely get behind that.
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[personal profile] target 2013-06-14 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
So you always drink on the job? Remind me to find a breathalyzer before your next gunnery shift.
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[personal profile] jacked 2013-06-14 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You know forcing us to celebrate birthdays stuck on this tin can could just work to make how much it sucks even clearer.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-14 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
stasis doesn't work like that just so you know

that's why it's called stasis
herocomplex: ([happy] MISSION ACCOMPLISHED MY FRIEND)

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[personal profile] herocomplex 2013-06-14 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Where da party at.
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[personal profile] ex_question191 2013-06-14 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yoooou, uh, you weren't... really...

[ around. ]
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[personal profile] skindeep 2013-06-15 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Another birthday. Well, I suppose being over the hill beats being buried under it.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
what it's true you don't age in stasis

also okay you caught me i don't understand birthdays it all seems a little morbid and weird to me

congratulations you're one year closer to death here's a cake
herocomplex: ([happy] RAN RAN RUUUU BITCHES)

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[personal profile] herocomplex 2013-06-15 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah you can't have a birthday by yourself.
In fact before i came back here it was coming up on my birthday in July so i was kinda mondo bummed about not celebrating it THIS HERE gives me the perfect opportunity.

yo you want in on this lady i could use a bit more support here.
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[personal profile] herocomplex 2013-06-15 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Woah what really just like that.. uh...
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-15 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
but it's still effectively a celebration of mortality

it's a bit morbid either way don't you think
herocomplex: ([happy] i am so sugoi i can't even i can)

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[personal profile] herocomplex 2013-06-15 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
HAHA radical!!

Ok if you could just fill out this information form for me and if i see you suitable as a candidate consider yourself OFFICIAL BACK UP and supportive of liberty.... justice... FREEDOM!!
fuck yeah awesome shit like that ok.


[ America sends an attachment. ]

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Citizenship:
What year is it for you?:
Guns yes or no:
What kind of gun if yes:
Communism?:
Thoughts of socialism:
Thoughts on the United States of America:
Do you like cheseburgers?:
If an enemy is coming right at you what do you?:
Thoughts on British people; they cool or not or just plain ugly?
Who won the Cold War?:
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