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This is quite a craft.
( the attached voice is feminine, ~*~dark~*~, and colored with an impossible to place (vaguely russian, but... not......) high fantasy accent! she also sounds just slightly detached from current proceedings ― like this pants shittingly terrifying transdimensional jaunt is something she's observing from an outsider's perspective, not her own. )
Not to my tastes, I'm afraid; a man could shred himself on this architecture, and your Tranquility exudes anything but. Still, I'm certain it could be worse. ( KNOCK KNOCK. this is someone rapping their knuckles on some sort of metallic surface. ) She's quite sturdy. Better a well built mausoleum than the alternative.
( hardy har. a beat. )
Your guides mention hostile creatures, but not the breed. I would hear of them, if you'll indulge me; their appearance, their behavior, where they roam, how often they've been seen.
Call it grim curiosity.
( the attached voice is feminine, ~*~dark~*~, and colored with an impossible to place (vaguely russian, but... not......) high fantasy accent! she also sounds just slightly detached from current proceedings ― like this pants shittingly terrifying transdimensional jaunt is something she's observing from an outsider's perspective, not her own. )
Not to my tastes, I'm afraid; a man could shred himself on this architecture, and your Tranquility exudes anything but. Still, I'm certain it could be worse. ( KNOCK KNOCK. this is someone rapping their knuckles on some sort of metallic surface. ) She's quite sturdy. Better a well built mausoleum than the alternative.
( hardy har. a beat. )
Your guides mention hostile creatures, but not the breed. I would hear of them, if you'll indulge me; their appearance, their behavior, where they roam, how often they've been seen.
Call it grim curiosity.
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All should change to suit a king's whims, or so they say in Westeros.
[ he'll treasure those candy canes forreal. ]
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[ probably shouldn't make any orphan jokes, then. ]
Has it been treating you well? The throne.
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[ space and wars, man. it gets in the way of chilling in a castle. ]
But the crown is heavier than stories lead a man to believe.
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[ or just balls to the wall civil war and murder 24/7, if you live in westeros. MUST BE TUESDAY. ]
They expect too much of you, don't they?
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Everyone expects too much of their rulers. Is it not so in your world?
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[ spoken as if this is totally normal. ]
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One almost always excludes the other, I've found.
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[ can you tell he's new at this i'm p sure you can tell. ]
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The marriage of kindness and conquest is, as my husband would say, a tale told at the tit. You'll be famous for your kindness and nothing else, a domineering tyrant who tramples all in his path, a miserable failure, or entirely unremarkable; those are the only paths available to you, Regent of Westeros, as they have been with us all.
[ except for those charismatic dbags who had to be better than everybody else, alexander the great. ]
But your Westeros is not my Vöng. My people demand war of me, and then demand my blood when I take their firstborn sons to fill the ranks; perhaps your subjects can be reasoned with, and these things are different in your land.
[ #DOUBT TBH. ]
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Maybe. I would not know, but there have been many kings, and some are still sung of. Surely if one takes the right tact they can achieve such love.
[ but don't ask robb how the fuck that happens. ]
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[ this is straight up 200-proof don't give a fuck going down rn. ]
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[ surprise yo robb ain't no purebreed ]