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[straightforward]

i am not the only one who signed up for the gun crew, right?
the turrets here are pretty different from the guns i used back home, but i think they will be easy enough to figure out!!
so um... does anyone know what exactly we are supposed to be using them to shoot at???
i hope its not other people...... D:

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[zoosmell]

i guess that is why they call this ship the tranquility and not something really cool instead.
i should play more pranks!
i have been telling people that dave smells like urine but that's not really pranking...
that is just being a good friend.

[straightforward]

have you really been telling people that?? :o
hehehe good thing nothing bothers him...
i could help you pull one, if you want!
i have not tried it before, but it looks fun 8)

[zoosmell]

oh, man, really?
that would be really fun!
if you can keep up with the...
pranking MASTER!
dun dun dun!!!
maybe we could do something with your spacey thingy.

[straightforward]

i can try!!! :P
my powers work a little differently here, but i am sure we can figure something out!

[zoosmell]

that sounds really cool!
too bad there aren't any violins here...
that would have made for a really awesome tiny violin joke.

[straightforward]

why would you need a violin to make a joke??

[What are pop culture references. 8(]

[zoosmell]

ummm...
for reasons, i guess!
but with your powers of shrinking and making things bigger, and my power of IMAGINATION, we can really do a lot!
i don't really know who to prank, though...
rose or dave, maybe.
there is a lot of people on this ship, but i don't know if you know them all!

[straightforward]

i have met a bunch of people!!
and i can think of least one person here who deserves a good pranking...
his name is eridan!

[zoosmell]

oh...
spongebob troll?
i wouldn't mind trolling him!
but he just kept on going on and on and on about how the trolls wouldn't like him, blargh.
looks like someone needs a dose of healthy SELF-CONFIDENCE and maybe candy.

[straightforward]

nobody likes him because hes a creepy murderer!!
he is the one who killed feferi :(
i guess he feels bad about it now, but still...

[zoosmell]

oh, wow.
oh, wow, so he's a creepy murderer.
i have a lot of feelings right now and i'm not sure how to put them all in words!
like how could i not have seen this coming!
the universe has decided as a collective whole to blurgh!
it woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning and it gave a galactical boot to the head!
bluh bluh bluh.
my head hurts but i guess it makes sense...
that's why he thought all the trolls wouldn't like him.
trolls are sometimes really hard to figure out.
and really sad.

[straightforward]

its ok, i didnt either!
he was the first one i bumped into when i got here and i didnt suspect anything until he told me
and yes, they are very confusing!!! :\
apparently this kind of thing is normal for them!

[zoosmell]

yeah...
but i guess that's what being culturally sensitive means.
i will talk to him about it and stuff.
maybe that'll clear these dang cobwebs out of my head!
i dunno, what do you think?

[straightforward]

if you want to!
he is really whiny and annoying though D:
its hard to have a decent conversation with him

[zoosmell]

he seemed ok when i talked to him!
oh...
but i guess this is why you were mad at him or something.
because i told him that you were really cool and awesome but then he started bad-mouthin' you like no tomorrow, so i told him he was an asshole.
blugh.
i thought trolls would be easier to deal with now that we knew what their shtick was with us!
except it doesn't seem that much easier?