Jade Harley ★ Witch of Space (
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ataraxion2012-01-31 03:59 pm
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i am not the only one who signed up for the gun crew, right?
the turrets here are pretty different from the guns i used back home, but i think they will be easy enough to figure out!!
so um... does anyone know what exactly we are supposed to be using them to shoot at???
i hope its not other people...... D:
the turrets here are pretty different from the guns i used back home, but i think they will be easy enough to figure out!!
so um... does anyone know what exactly we are supposed to be using them to shoot at???
i hope its not other people...... D:

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I assume what we're to be using them to shoot at is aliens or aggressive spacecraft in the future, should it be required.
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you think aliens are going to attack us?
why would they do that?? a lot of people here are aliens themselves!
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I know. I'm...acquaintances with one.
[Not friends. Acquaintances :| Shadow, you really need to admit Eridan's kind of your friend.]
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i hope that acquaintance is one of the nice ones
some of them are really horrible..... :\
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maybe you shoot them at other guns?
and then they can come together in a gunsplosion and it will be so cool.
oh!
but you can't look at the gunsplosion, or else that will make it way less cool.
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soooo cool!
even dave would pale in comparison!!
just kidding, nothing could be cooler than dave B)
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there are so many second people here and it is kinda weird!
i mean there is second jade who i have not met but i'm sure she's nice because she's jade...
but what if there's a second john out there that i haven't met?
i'm not sure if i'm ready for all this johnning.
i mean we will have the BEST sleepovers?
but it's a little intimidating!
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starting to wonder if dave just made it up......
another john would make things twice as fun! hehe :)
i dont know if this ship could handle two masters of pranking, though :o it might be too much!!!
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it would be way too much!
there would be no room left unpranked!
but i guess if dave was just playing a prank about second jade, that's a pretty stupid prank.
which is why we need two johns!
but it's still really stupid, because...
one jade is cool enough on her own!
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i think we are okay with just one of each!!
remember how karkat acted toward his other selves??? :\
i wouldnt want that to happen with us!
hmm... maybe the crew could use an official prankster?
it gets a little boring around here if you dont have some kind of job
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i should play more pranks!
i have been telling people that dave smells like urine but that's not really pranking...
that is just being a good friend.
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hehehe good thing nothing bothers him...
i could help you pull one, if you want!
i have not tried it before, but it looks fun 8)
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that would be really fun!
if you can keep up with the...
pranking MASTER!
dun dun dun!!!
maybe we could do something with your spacey thingy.
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my powers work a little differently here, but i am sure we can figure something out!
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too bad there aren't any violins here...
that would have made for a really awesome tiny violin joke.
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[What are pop culture references. 8(]
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for reasons, i guess!
but with your powers of shrinking and making things bigger, and my power of IMAGINATION, we can really do a lot!
i don't really know who to prank, though...
rose or dave, maybe.
there is a lot of people on this ship, but i don't know if you know them all!
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and i can think of least one person here who deserves a good pranking...
his name is eridan!
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spongebob troll?
i wouldn't mind trolling him!
but he just kept on going on and on and on about how the trolls wouldn't like him, blargh.
looks like someone needs a dose of healthy SELF-CONFIDENCE and maybe candy.
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he is the one who killed feferi :(
i guess he feels bad about it now, but still...
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oh, wow, so he's a creepy murderer.
i have a lot of feelings right now and i'm not sure how to put them all in words!
like how could i not have seen this coming!
the universe has decided as a collective whole to blurgh!
it woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning and it gave a galactical boot to the head!
bluh bluh bluh.
my head hurts but i guess it makes sense...
that's why he thought all the trolls wouldn't like him.
trolls are sometimes really hard to figure out.
and really sad.
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he was the first one i bumped into when i got here and i didnt suspect anything until he told me
and yes, they are very confusing!!! :\
apparently this kind of thing is normal for them!
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but i guess that's what being culturally sensitive means.
i will talk to him about it and stuff.
maybe that'll clear these dang cobwebs out of my head!
i dunno, what do you think?
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he is really whiny and annoying though D:
its hard to have a decent conversation with him
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oh...
but i guess this is why you were mad at him or something.
because i told him that you were really cool and awesome but then he started bad-mouthin' you like no tomorrow, so i told him he was an asshole.
blugh.
i thought trolls would be easier to deal with now that we knew what their shtick was with us!
except it doesn't seem that much easier?
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youll be fine
[DAVE SHUT UP LIKE YOU EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT GUNS]
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you know i would not shoot any living thing unless i had to!
how is your job going??
have you been working on any new beats for it? 8)
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coworkers have cut down on threatening my life
health package sucks you know the deal
working on the telstar remix
welcome to the space age ill be your guide for the evening radio show of 60s inspired noise
ill show you when i get something though
i will hook you up
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the element of surprise
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but what if i end up doing something really wrong??
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youre smart harley
im sure youll be able to figure it out
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will you be helping other dave with the announcements??
that would them double as cool :o
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i was thinking security or gun crew
not sure about handling the gunnery themselves though
i can be the lone samurai in the war of guns
element of surprise remember
but well see
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they will think we are just coming at them with firepower when suddenly.......
BAM!!!!!!
a super cool ninja bird comes out of nowhere!
like something straight out of the animes
they would never see that coming #_#
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i applaud you harley
no one could have said it any better than you
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Which Would Require Some Explanation Of Say Who Those Other People Were And Why You Had To Shoot Them
Hopefully
Maybe Not But At The Very Least There Should Be Some Forewarning
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then again, they dont tell us much of anything!! :(
were you going to sign up for something too, kanaya?
maybe you could even put together a fashion team!
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i would never hurt another person like that!!!
at least... not if they were innocent
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There's a gun crew? Who okay'd that?
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they cant do everything by themselves, so they let the rest of us sign up for jobs
thats probably one of the reasons they brought us here in the first place!