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Jade Harley ★ Witch of Space ([personal profile] straightforward) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-01-31 03:59 pm

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i am not the only one who signed up for the gun crew, right?
the turrets here are pretty different from the guns i used back home, but i think they will be easy enough to figure out!!
so um... does anyone know what exactly we are supposed to be using them to shoot at???
i hope its not other people...... D:

hauntedbymemory: (hmph)

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[personal profile] hauntedbymemory 2012-02-01 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
They're nothing different to what I'm used to. If you require assistance I will be available to help.

I assume what we're to be using them to shoot at is aliens or aggressive spacecraft in the future, should it be required.
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[personal profile] hauntedbymemory 2012-02-01 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Anything is possible. In my experience it's better to be prepared for anything.
I know. I'm...acquaintances with one.


[Not friends. Acquaintances :| Shadow, you really need to admit Eridan's kind of your friend.]
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-01 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
oh, wow, that is pretty cool!
maybe you shoot them at other guns?
and then they can come together in a gunsplosion and it will be so cool.
oh!
but you can't look at the gunsplosion, or else that will make it way less cool.
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-01 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
only dave is cooler than dave.
there are so many second people here and it is kinda weird!
i mean there is second jade who i have not met but i'm sure she's nice because she's jade...
but what if there's a second john out there that i haven't met?
i'm not sure if i'm ready for all this johnning.
i mean we will have the BEST sleepovers?
but it's a little intimidating!
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-11 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
aw, yeah, i didn't even think about that.
it would be way too much!
there would be no room left unpranked!
but i guess if dave was just playing a prank about second jade, that's a pretty stupid prank.
which is why we need two johns!
but it's still really stupid, because...
one jade is cool enough on her own!
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-11 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
i guess that is why they call this ship the tranquility and not something really cool instead.
i should play more pranks!
i have been telling people that dave smells like urine but that's not really pranking...
that is just being a good friend.
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-12 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
oh, man, really?
that would be really fun!
if you can keep up with the...
pranking MASTER!
dun dun dun!!!
maybe we could do something with your spacey thingy.
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
that sounds really cool!
too bad there aren't any violins here...
that would have made for a really awesome tiny violin joke.
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-12 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
ummm...
for reasons, i guess!
but with your powers of shrinking and making things bigger, and my power of IMAGINATION, we can really do a lot!
i don't really know who to prank, though...
rose or dave, maybe.
there is a lot of people on this ship, but i don't know if you know them all!
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-13 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
oh...
spongebob troll?
i wouldn't mind trolling him!
but he just kept on going on and on and on about how the trolls wouldn't like him, blargh.
looks like someone needs a dose of healthy SELF-CONFIDENCE and maybe candy.
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-13 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, wow.
oh, wow, so he's a creepy murderer.
i have a lot of feelings right now and i'm not sure how to put them all in words!
like how could i not have seen this coming!
the universe has decided as a collective whole to blurgh!
it woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning and it gave a galactical boot to the head!
bluh bluh bluh.
my head hurts but i guess it makes sense...
that's why he thought all the trolls wouldn't like him.
trolls are sometimes really hard to figure out.
and really sad.
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-13 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah...
but i guess that's what being culturally sensitive means.
i will talk to him about it and stuff.
maybe that'll clear these dang cobwebs out of my head!
i dunno, what do you think?
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-02-13 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
he seemed ok when i talked to him!
oh...
but i guess this is why you were mad at him or something.
because i told him that you were really cool and awesome but then he started bad-mouthin' you like no tomorrow, so i told him he was an asshole.
blugh.
i thought trolls would be easier to deal with now that we knew what their shtick was with us!
except it doesn't seem that much easier?
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[personal profile] scratched 2012-02-01 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
dont worry harley just wait til you can see the whites of their eyes before you pop those caps in their spaceass
youll be fine


[DAVE SHUT UP LIKE YOU EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT GUNS]
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[personal profile] scratched 2012-02-15 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
not bad i guess
coworkers have cut down on threatening my life
health package sucks you know the deal
working on the telstar remix
welcome to the space age ill be your guide for the evening radio show of 60s inspired noise
ill show you when i get something though
i will hook you up
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-02-01 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
spoiler
the element of surprise
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-02-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
nah
youre smart harley
im sure youll be able to figure it out
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-02-13 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
nah alpha dave has that all under control
i was thinking security or gun crew
not sure about handling the gunnery themselves though
i can be the lone samurai in the war of guns
element of surprise remember
but well see
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-02-13 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
holy shit hahaha
i applaud you harley
no one could have said it any better than you
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[personal profile] vestalvogue 2012-02-01 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I Think They Would Have Told You By Now If You Were Meant To Aim Them At Other Individuals
Which Would Require Some Explanation Of Say Who Those Other People Were And Why You Had To Shoot Them
Hopefully
Maybe Not But At The Very Least There Should Be Some Forewarning
circumitus: She literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me. (tomorrow never knows)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2012-02-02 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
until we can figure that last part out, i would probably avoid using them to shoot at other people in the meantime.
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[personal profile] cons 2012-02-02 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[... Well hey, at lease Wichita doesn't feel bad for hiding her gun in her room anymore.]

There's a gun crew? Who okay'd that?