Video. 6.

[touchie]

Has anyone seen Beard-Me?

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Pie Maker, that's not fair. You're not permitted for long pauses and pouty looks with those eyebrows. They just might crawl away and hide in a hole. ] I'm taking that uncomfortable silence as a 'no,' I don't think that ever means 'yes.'

[ Another pause, but he quickly catches with the stillness of it. He clears his throat. ] Say, knock knock...

[ Maybe a joke will help. ]

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[logicunlocked]

Yup. Had a coworker who thought the middle of a goddamn firefight was a good time to tell 'em. I always associate them with him now.

[touchie]

I ensure telling a joke during firefights isn't something I would ever do. [ The most truthful, 'honest to god I won't' looks he can give the man.

Alas: ]

Alright, why did the chicken cross the road?

[logicunlocked]

[ He chuckles, amused. He knows a myriad of answers to that one. ]

I have a feeling you're not going to tell me he was just trying to get to the other side.

[touchie]

Well, maybe he really was. Just a chicken trying to cross the street, what's wrong with that?

[ Just the same face. ]

[logicunlocked]

[ he chuckles. ]

So you're saying a chicken ought to be able to cross the road without having his motives questioned.