Video. 6.

[touchie]

Has anyone seen Beard-Me?

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Pie Maker, that's not fair. You're not permitted for long pauses and pouty looks with those eyebrows. They just might crawl away and hide in a hole. ] I'm taking that uncomfortable silence as a 'no,' I don't think that ever means 'yes.'

[ Another pause, but he quickly catches with the stillness of it. He clears his throat. ] Say, knock knock...

[ Maybe a joke will help. ]

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[touchie]

Not Garrett.

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Let me start over—

[seered]

While I admire your attempt to subvert the trite, predictable format of a knock-knock joke, you've already established that Beard-You is missing, sabotaging your own punchline.
You've effectively told me why the chicken has crossed the road before beginning the knock-knock joke that tells me why the chicken has crossed the road.
E for effort.

[touchie]

T... ha... nk you? [ ?

????

A headtilt, but he's trying to sound genuine. ] I could do better than an E.

[seered]

Can you?
Would you like a second attempt?

[touchie]

Yes—knock knock! [ He can do this! ]

[seered]

Who's there?

[touchie]

Etch!

[seered]

Ah, yes.
Etch, etch who, achoo, bless you.
Surely you can do better than that.

[touchie]

KNOCK KNOCK.

[seered]

Who's there?

[touchie]

Knock knock.

[seered]

Who's there?
I am, however, warning you that if this involves oranges or bananas or any variation of 'orange you glad I didn't say banana', I'm disqualifying you right now.

[touchie]

KNOCK KNOCK.

[seered]

WHO'S THERE?

[touchie]

Ding dong.

[ Now the doorbell. ]

[seered]

What a twist.
Who's there?