05. anon text

[growling]

Welcome aboard to our new friends. Please pretend you can't see any of this.

Working on a cheat sheet of information for anyone too lazy to stalk other people's conversations. Two heads, etc. Feel free to pitch in, I'm sure a lot of you are better at stalking than I am.

Tranquility - government vessel, missing? Tech damaged.
Alexandrian - time period? Roughly 40 years prior to whenever now is.
Demologos - type of ship we're on, warship (w/Bram Stoker inspired modifications).
Ship name - Scylla (sp?).
Planets: Alexandria (wealthy), Hyperion (machines), Pasiphae (food), Sycorax, Ceres. Jiutian - possibly space station?

Crew names/count so far on the network (sp?? on all of these, but who cares):
Felix Laurens - Captain
Casey Kassandros aka Kasey with a K - Tech? laughs at our encryptions Probably not tech. Scared of water and girls. Not tech.
Hays/Hayes - Chatty Cathy. Mechanic? Probably looting tech.
Fields - Gun guy. Full of crap.
"Trixie" - ?? Name provided by Fields, accuracy suspect. Probably Juliana.
Noam - actually tech?
3x 2x (male) mystery guests

They already think we're amnesiac idiot thieves/squatters, so don't worry, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Or a reputation to uphold, pretty sure any efforts at negotiation were null out of the gate.

They can read everything, don't drop too much info on us if possible. If in doubt, try to meet with each other in person to discuss instead. In a perfect world this post is here to disseminate info on them, not us.

Disclaimer: They already know we're clueless as to our how/when/where/why (or really good at pretending to be clueless), so if you're going to yell at me for making that even more obvious, I'm only mildly sorry.

p.s. dear Casey, is the anonymous function in the useless camp too? Anon irrelevant.

[ updates/approx. day 2 ]
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Comments

[chuffle]

I did meaningfully lick your hand.

[Two can play at this game.]

[growling]

Yes, and I'm reasonably certain that makes me an adulterer in at least three states.

[ ... and actually didn't she make a penis joke that time. he really should have sensed a theme. ]

[chuffle]

Only three?

I have to up my game.

[The penis jokes are for private, Josh.]

[growling]

Remind me to bring a safety friend next time I make you dinner.

[chuffle]

Do you mean a chaperone?

[growling]

Only if by chaperone you mean that teacher at the school dance who made sure you were an arm's length away from your date at all times.

[chuffle]

I went to Catholic school, our dances had balloons that stood in for the Holy Spirit involved.

[growling]

Catholic, huh? Maybe sometime we can have a competition, see who has more guilt.

[ ... ]

Actually, no, we should probably never do that.

[chuffle]

I know you're Jewish, but I'm half Mexican and half Indian.

Just saying.

[growling]

Then please accept my graceful resignation from the competition.

[ but more importantly ]

... are Catholics allowed to make penis jokes?

[chuffle]

Anytime except Lent.

[Well, okay-]

Actually, probably not. I'm a bad Catholic. If Jesus died for our sins, then a bulk of it are probably my thoughts and the words that come out of my mouth.

[growling]

And that's what I like about you. You really get what the whole Jesus thing was about.

[ mocking, oh so gently. ]

[chuffle]

Well, I try.