05. anon text

[growling]

Welcome aboard to our new friends. Please pretend you can't see any of this.

Working on a cheat sheet of information for anyone too lazy to stalk other people's conversations. Two heads, etc. Feel free to pitch in, I'm sure a lot of you are better at stalking than I am.

Tranquility - government vessel, missing? Tech damaged.
Alexandrian - time period? Roughly 40 years prior to whenever now is.
Demologos - type of ship we're on, warship (w/Bram Stoker inspired modifications).
Ship name - Scylla (sp?).
Planets: Alexandria (wealthy), Hyperion (machines), Pasiphae (food), Sycorax, Ceres. Jiutian - possibly space station?

Crew names/count so far on the network (sp?? on all of these, but who cares):
Felix Laurens - Captain
Casey Kassandros aka Kasey with a K - Tech? laughs at our encryptions Probably not tech. Scared of water and girls. Not tech.
Hays/Hayes - Chatty Cathy. Mechanic? Probably looting tech.
Fields - Gun guy. Full of crap.
"Trixie" - ?? Name provided by Fields, accuracy suspect. Probably Juliana.
Noam - actually tech?
3x 2x (male) mystery guests

They already think we're amnesiac idiot thieves/squatters, so don't worry, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Or a reputation to uphold, pretty sure any efforts at negotiation were null out of the gate.

They can read everything, don't drop too much info on us if possible. If in doubt, try to meet with each other in person to discuss instead. In a perfect world this post is here to disseminate info on them, not us.

Disclaimer: They already know we're clueless as to our how/when/where/why (or really good at pretending to be clueless), so if you're going to yell at me for making that even more obvious, I'm only mildly sorry.

p.s. dear Casey, is the anonymous function in the useless camp too? Anon irrelevant.

[ updates/approx. day 2 ]
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Comments

not yet!!

[altercate]

[ derek literally gives no fucks about this. like, negative fucks. ]

And what does that do to help us now?

[growling]

[ that's because derek isn't a thinker and a problem solver. ]

Well no, we can't shoot them in the face with knowledge, if that's what you're getting at. But we might as well get whatever info we can from them before we use more effective methods of shooting them in the face.

[altercate]

And in the meantime they're damaging the ship.

[growling]

Would you prefer I yelled at them loudly to please go away.

[ seriously man he's not exactly front lines material. ]

[altercate]

[ what about that time with the rock josh ]

I'd prefer we leave the talk until we've taken care of the problem.

[growling]

[ shut up he doesn't have any rocks

also he just wants to chat is that so wrong ]

But what if we kill all of them. You can't talk to a corpse.

Actually sometimes you can, but it usually has some strings attached and they're very unpleasant.

[altercate]

The ship doesn't need zombies.

Take one alive. Talk then.

[growling]

[ that is such a prophetic statement, derek. also please don't stalk the rest of this post. ]

Just promise you won't do the talking. A little birdy told me it's not exactly your strong suit.

[altercate]

[ there will be stalking at at a later point just you wait!! ]

I already talked to them.

[growling]

Yeah? Was get out your brilliant bid for extracting information? No wait, let me guess, it was the no.

Frankly I'm surprised you don't already have their social security numbers, you silver-tongued minx.

[ josh has already met his stalking quota for today. ]

[altercate]

[ this is like five minutes later after he has perused the post. ]

Josh.

[growling]

Derek.

[ you can't make wolf threats they'll see it!! ]

[altercate]

[ there is a long pause, and then he hangs up. GOD JOSH. ]