[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Tranquility - the last transmission on the network was not a hoax. We have been boarded.

All non-combat personnel should keep to their quarters at the present moment. Further instructions will follow.

Note please that the boarders are able to hack all transmissions, including those which are highly encrypted. Do not discuss tactical information over the network. Do not discuss extraneous things. We do not know what will be of use to these brigands, and we need to deny them as much information as possible. Keep silent; keep vigilant; updates to come.

Comments

audio

[supfirehawk]

Great. Just what we need, smart bandits.

audio

[jurisimpudent]

I'd not go that far.

audio

[supfirehawk]

If they actually know how to work the network, then they're smarter than the ones I'm used to dealing with.

audio

[jurisimpudent]

If they're breaking into a ship full of armed and dangerous individuals, then your bandits must have been staggering imbeciles.

audio

[supfirehawk]

[She laughs.] Yeah, they were. Some of them liked to light themselves on fire before attacking us.

audio

[jurisimpudent]

Yes, that's...amusing.

audio

[supfirehawk]

It was. Guess you had to be there.

audio

[jurisimpudent]

Right. That's certainly the reason for the lack of amusement.

audio

[supfirehawk]

It's not like anyone's forcing them to do it. They seem kind of... happy afterwards. As happy as someone lit on fire can be, anyway.

audio

[jurisimpudent]

Can we kindly discuss something else?

audio

[supfirehawk]

Does talking about burning flesh make you squeamish or something? [Because clearly you're the weird one, Edgeworth.]

audio

[jurisimpudent]

I'm just a bit busy for it at the moment.

audio

[supfirehawk]

If you've got some grand plan to handle this, then please, share.

audio

[jurisimpudent]

On the post where the brigands are chattering at each other. Er - probably I won't be doing that.

audio

[supfirehawk]

You're going to need more than yourself working on this, you know.

audio

[brawled]

...these guys drunk by any chance?

audio

[supfirehawk]

I don't get a chance to ask them. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were with how many bottles are littered around their camps.

audio

[brawled]

Well, we drink-- but not on the job.

audio

[supfirehawk]

But you light yourselves on fire?

audio

[brawled]

Nah, that's just Kasey.

audio

[supfirehawk]

I might get along with this Kasey. Who are you?

audio

[brawled]

Fields. You?

audio

[supfirehawk]

Lilith. What's your position?

audio

[brawled]

I hate to say stuff like that the first time I meet a girl, but if you really want to know I could make an exception.

[ they don't believe in open information. ]

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[supfirehawk]

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know.