toomuchtenacity: (Hard at work testing)
Chell [Redacted] ([personal profile] toomuchtenacity) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-04-10 09:26 pm

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I have never been here before. I have no idea who any of you are right now.

Sorry

-Chell


[Private Text: Wheatley]

Not falling for your tricks again. Will punch you again if you try anything.
testgasm: portalcaps @ tumblr (ceiling wheatley is watching you test)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-11 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
okay look

assuming that you do not, in fact, remember the past year aboard this space ship and subsequently how far we've moved past that

there are some things you should know
testgasm: portalcaps @ tumblr (bedroom eyes)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-11 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
first off i'm not going to hurt you let's get that out of the way right now

second i need to know how long it's been since you last saw me

medbay doesn't count how long as it been since you saw robot me
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[text] --> [voice]

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-11 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[The switch from text to voice catches the tail end of what is clearly a drawn-out, exaggerated groan, probably accompanied by the motion of dragging hands down his face. This is much worse than he thought.]

It's been...almost two years. For me.

[So, ancient history.]

You were--the you that was here before, she'd been here for...a while. So we'd sort of--sort of been there, done that, as far as all this is concerned.
testgasm: (there is no more unhappiness)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-12 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, look, I'm just trying to put this in context, for you, there's no need to get tetchy.

[OVERDRAMATIC SIGH!!]

I was rude to you, at the jump. I thought you were--I didn't realize you'd only just got here. I know it's...disconcerting, to see me like this and not--not get an explanation.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-14 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well...good. Good. Because it's true.

[PROGRESS! It's almost enough to distract him from the fact that this is about to get real awkward.

More awkward than it was in the first place.
]

This is--this is what the ship does to you, if you're not human.
testgasm: portalcaps @ tumblr (the humans are dead)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-15 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[The sliiightest of pauses.]

For all intents and purposes.
testgasm: portalcaps @ tumblr (ceiling wheatley is watching you test)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-15 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh--it means what it means. Physically speaking, yes. I am.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-16 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Same goes for you! I mind my business and you mind yours, just like I said.
testgasm: portalcaps @ tumblr (right they are dead)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-16 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, if you want to be bitter forever, that's completely your call. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
testgasm: portalcaps @ tumblr (unless)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-04-16 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
For you!

I'm not asking you to trust me, I'm asking you to not assault me. I think that's a pretty reasonable request!