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[toomuchtenacity]

I have never been here before. I have no idea who any of you are right now.

Sorry

-Chell

[Private Text: Wheatley]

Not falling for your tricks again. Will punch you again if you try anything.

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voice.

[deprecate]

F'real, though? Does that mean you're not using those potatoes?

[ what potatoes, cillian, she just said she didn't remember. her number's different and everything. ]

text

[testgasm]

[oh

oh no]

what

audio.

[helpmeguideit]

It's actually quite a common thing to happen here Chell.

voice; because he learned nothing. ever.

[andblockbuster]

Okay. My name's Topher. We're not exactly friends, but you've never tried to kill me, so that's more than I can say for... pretty much everyone else I know from your universe, even if one of those times was sorta... extenuating. [NO OFFENSE, WHEATLEY.]

Hi.

text;

[blunted]

Bet that revelation's gonna break a few hearts.

[ not that keller has any idea who this is or if anyone cares but. ]

[text]

[functioningperfectly]

This has happened before. Not to you, specifically, but it does happen on occasion. Since you haven't been here before, is there anything that you have questions about that have not been answered by others?

My name is HAL. It's a pleasure to meet you again, Chell.

[video]

[savethebullshit]

[Anne is a dick who responds to texts with video, the end]

Get used to it. Chances are you're not going anywhere anytime soon. I've been here a year already.

[And a brief pause]

I'm Cunningham. I'm on Security so... give me a call if you land your ass in hot water.