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mike ross is a failure of a human being ([personal profile] fraud) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-03-25 10:55 pm

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[ HEY NETWORK long time no chat. have a mike ross in his room wearing jeans and t-shirt, barefoot and looking like he hasn't eaten properly in a month (which he hasn't) nor shaved or combed his hair in a month (which he also hasn't). his back is to the door of his room as he props up the communicator on his dresser and takes a step back, giving the communicator enough of a vantage point to show him from head to toe. when he deems the communicator secure enough, he smiles. ]

Hey! [ nervous energy kicking in: now ] Uh, hi. Small request.

[ and then he reaches off camera to hold up a suit ]

Anyone willing to trade a bag of funyuns for this thing? Or doritos. Or... cheetos, I guess? Basically anything in the chip family, really. I'm not picky.

[ he frowns for a moment before tossing the suit to the side again and moving to approach the commmunicator. and suddenly!!! the door opens behind him showing one (x1) donna paulsen in the doorway. donna looks as well put-together as always, but with her hands on her hips, she's definitely a formidable force. which means mike, of course, jumps in surprise. ]

Holy fucking--


Mike Ross, are you addressing the network while looking like a space hobo?

There is no such thing as a space hobo, okay.

And yet here you are.

[ so mike sighs! ] Okay, fine. Fine! [ and then, reaches for the communicator, addressing it. ] And I guess I could also use a haircut too or whatever.

[ a shrug and boom, end feed. ]

(( mike is in blue, donna in orange ))
executiveassistant: (❥ well of course)

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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-26 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah just. Hands on hips action here.]

You guess? [really now]

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[personal profile] jilt 2013-03-26 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure in a moment you'll have half the men on that ship clamoring for that suit. I'll trade you a haircut for it.

[ a beat, and then. ]

And hello, Donna.

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executiveassistant: (❥ it's like my soul hurts now)

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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-26 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Why hello, Irene. What a pleasure to hear from you.

At least it would be going to a good home if he gives it to you. And he'd get a haircut; win-win as far as I'm concerned.

[sigh. She's kind of put-out by him giving away Harvey's stuff for basically nothing, in a wryly affectionate way. Because she gets it.]
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jurisimpudent: (sympathetic)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-03-26 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
What are the measurements?
executiveassistant: (❥ pfffffff. days off are for pansies)

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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-26 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She's rolling her eyes, obviously not entirely approving of the entire transaction, but--]

Well, at least it'd be going to a good home with you.

thanks girlfriend

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[personal profile] vindicating 2013-03-26 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[he just laughs slightly] That's all you want in exchange?

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executiveassistant: (❥ he smells like wine and elderberries)

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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-26 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately. Upwards of five thousand dollar suit and he wants a bag of chips.

[eyeroll!]

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[personal profile] intersection 2013-03-26 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ like he'd comment on anyone looking like a hobo. ]

If I had a bag of cheetos, I don't think there's much i'd trade it for at this point.

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executiveassistant: (❥ pfffffff. days off are for pansies)

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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-26 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[.......]

Huh. Guess like calls to like after all.

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handelaar: (hold up a sec)

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[personal profile] handelaar 2013-03-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Do you, uh - I can cook ya something.

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executiveassistant: (❥ huh. not bad.)

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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-27 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[...huh.]

That's pretty sweet of you, actually. Please do, though. He looks even scrawnier than usual right now.

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[personal profile] chuffle 2013-03-26 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I think there's probably a sci-fi series out there waiting to disagree with you.
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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-27 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Right? You'd think he hasn't watched all of the sci-fi movies I know he's watched.

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[personal profile] wolfsmother 2013-03-26 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well at least you have someone looking after you.
executiveassistant: (❥ talking to you hurts a little bit)

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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-27 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[An amused huff at that.]

For a given definition of the term, anyway. Co-workers should look after co-workers, even in a place like this.

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[personal profile] coerces 2013-03-26 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Does whoever actually owns that suit know that you're trying to trade it for onion-flavored cholesterol? Because it's obviously not yours.

[ because it's obviously too big for him or because he looks like a hobo? YOU DECIDE.

( hint: it's because he looks like a hobo. )
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executiveassistant: (❥ i wear heels to look down on people)

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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-27 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ha.]

As if. Harvey would skin him. But I suppose it's his to do with what he will now.

[A slow, elegant shrug.]
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2013-03-27 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
There is totally such a thing as a space hobo.
executiveassistant: (❥ huh. not bad.)

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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-03-27 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. Not that I need the encouragement to know that I'm right, but it's always nice to see some agreement.

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unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ also the bag of smells was a fun)

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I'm with Donna, sorry. This is a ganging up.
executiveassistant: (❥ i saw what you did last night)

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One of these days he will acknowledge how right we are. One day.

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[personal profile] showmance 2013-03-27 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you trade a nice suit for [ unsure face. ] cheetos?

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stacked: 《 тнιrdнeх | lj 》 (❝ i got right in everyone's hostile)

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Should have held out for booze, man.

[ faith. ]

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2013-03-29 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[hehehe]

They're not wwrong, you look kinda fuckin' frumpy. Guess that must be your thing, though, since you don't wwant your suit anymore. Loww fuckin' price for it, though.
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[personal profile] executiveassistant 2013-04-07 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[that accent is really kind of fascinating and she's curious where it comes from. Because accents are interesting, okay.]

Well, I'm glad some people are sensible enough to see reason.

[A hand propped on her hip!]

You see where I'm coming from with the space hobo thing then, yeah?