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002; rude questions [video/action]
Ladies and gentlemen of the Tranquility, good evening.
[From the video, you can see Albert is seated somewhere in the oxygen gardens, on a wide-open patch of grass. He looks somewhat contemplative.]
I have a-- a somewhat personal question to ask of you all, so don't feel compelled to answer if you don't wish to. [He seems to hesitate, and then he plunges ahead quickly, as if he must ask it before he loses courage.]
How many of you here believed yourselves to have passed away before you woke up in this place?
And-- for those of you who don't want to talk about something quite so morbid, maybe you could tell me what year, or what country, or planet you come from. I'd... really like to hear about other people's homes. As for me-- I'm from Paris, France, the year 5053.
I've also got some tea and plenty of cups to go around here in the garden, if you'd prefer to speak in person. I'd welcome the company, and the chance to meet all of you.
[From the video, you can see Albert is seated somewhere in the oxygen gardens, on a wide-open patch of grass. He looks somewhat contemplative.]
I have a-- a somewhat personal question to ask of you all, so don't feel compelled to answer if you don't wish to. [He seems to hesitate, and then he plunges ahead quickly, as if he must ask it before he loses courage.]
How many of you here believed yourselves to have passed away before you woke up in this place?
And-- for those of you who don't want to talk about something quite so morbid, maybe you could tell me what year, or what country, or planet you come from. I'd... really like to hear about other people's homes. As for me-- I'm from Paris, France, the year 5053.
I've also got some tea and plenty of cups to go around here in the garden, if you'd prefer to speak in person. I'd welcome the company, and the chance to meet all of you.
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[Then he reaches up and musses Jehan's hair, grinning cheekily.]
You're-- you're terrible!
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...Not as terrible as this tea, I pray! Then there's really no hope for me.
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Alas, poor Jehan, we knew him well!
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Ducking his head down sheepishly, he hid his smile partly behind his free hand, going a little red at that joke.]
Written-off so quickly! Who knew I was so cold, bitter, and bland?
[He's got jokes too, Albert. You're on.]
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We will just have to find you some!
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Wait, that sounded bad, didn't it?
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The look on Albert's face.
Covering his own face with a hand halfway now, he closed his eyes and shook his downturned head.]
Scandalous...
You'll make the roses blush.
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I didn't-- I don't--
Please just forget I said anything!
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I-I can't if you keep talking about it...
[Auihdauih. Albert. Your words.]
Besides... I'd be useless at- at finding something that, with what you've done to my hair.
[He's pretty sure it's still sticking up a bit and he couldn't be bothered to fix it. Trying for humor there.
...Turns out, humor isn't tuning down his cheeks any.]
Actual sugar though... might help? For the drink, not-- well. You know. I-- ugh.
[Really, Albert.]
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And anyway, you've got a lot to recommend you other than your hair! In any case.
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[It's a compliment and it's very sweet of him, but Jehan embarrassed easily. Besides, he can't say he feels that that's true, nor possibly even relevant for someone who was both... well. Dead, and in space.
Although... love itself was always relevant, and actually, in a way, the added arena of mystery and surrealism here made it possibly even more vital--
Why was he thinking about this?]
Er-- [Realizing he'd gone a moment without saying anything, he went about putting the sugar into his tea. Busy-work.] --so... had you liked the book? The one I lent you?
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What? I'm being serious! You're handsome, well dressed, well-spoken, intelligent, kind... girls love that sort of thing, don't they?
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Staring in an equally poor display of manners, literally going red to his ears (if his hair could turn red, it might), Jehan continued to pour sugar for a long moment before realizing how much was going in and stopping abruptly. Then stared at his teacup with an equal amount of flustered bewilderment while trying to form words.]
I... think... that your praise is a little... that is to say, much.
[Seriously. No one had ever accused him of being well-dressed.
Granted, no one he knows wears a gingham cravat with a paisley jacket, either. Aside from Albert.]
It-- um. I-- thank you? But-- no. I'm definitely not considered well-dressed, I'm far less handsome than my friends... [Have you even SEEN Enjolras' hair and Marius' passionate nostrils? 10s, man.]...well-read does not exactly quantify intelligence and... and.
[He doesn't want to force Albert to try to contradict him, so, hurriedly and quietly;]
And thank you anyway, your good opinion is... flattering. I don't know that anyone feels quite so strongly about it as you do, though.
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[And that's the truth of it.]
I apologise if I've embarrassed you.
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[He gave, peeking back up and giving a quick smile before going to... attempt to stir that sugar into his tea.]
You don't have to apologise for being encouraging. It flustered me, is all. [Especially since the praise related to how many perspective women he could woo. A topic that could fluster him endlessly.] ...But I will have to tell my friends that you think I dress well, the next time I am teased for it. It means I am ahead of my time?
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But, I'm really surprised. I honestly thought you would've heard such compliments a lot, I'm sorry.
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Also, have another quiet, sheepish smile. His cheeks still aren't under control whatsoever.]
Not at all. [Or, not all at once, anyway.] You have set the bar very high for any future flatterers.
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[He's only half incredulous-- half teasing, too.]
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Jehan was now seeing just how far he could duck his chin into his cravat. Thanks.]
No, there's no special lady... now you're just making fun of me. [Chided.] And what about you, then? Hm? Do you have a darling?
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I wasn't--! Well, maybe teasing a little, but not making fun of, I promise. I was genuinely curious...
[And then from pink to red.]
I-- sort of? It's... complicated. Eugénie-- I mean. We kissed? Just before she left for New York. But we didn't really talk about it, so... I'm not really sure, ah, how to refer to her. It seems a little to presumptuous to say "my girlfriend"...
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So you have a talented darling, then. Do you-- [He paused.] --I'm sorry, pardon me if I'm blunt.
Do you love her?
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Jehan!!
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I... there was a time when I wasn't sure, but...
I-- I do, yes.
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That's wonderful-! Had you thought of following her, or waiting for her? If you love her, you must call her something... something meaningful.
[He advises, with a strong nod.]
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But I think-- I would like to wait.
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