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[tenthousandyears]

[SHE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD AND she has something to say. Also yes she is completely leaving this unlocked just to make you squirm Kiku-kun. So in answer to your thought: yes, yes she is worse than you.]

Supposing... there was someone... who had a very persistent stalker. To the point he wouldn't cease meddling in her affairs-! And. Attempting to h-humiliate her!

Ah... How would. One deal with such a person? Sora-sama your advice would be especially appreciated...

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[herocomplex]

_{[ DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. TIME FOR A HERO. ]}

You call up MISTER AMERICA and let him KICK SOMEBODY'S SORRY ASS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, SAKURA--!!!

Now that you've successfully called him up, WHO NEEDS A BUTT KICKING?

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[tenthousandyears]

America-san! ...I-it is... Kiku-kun...

[SHE'S SO ASHAMED. WHY COULDN'T OTHER HER NOT BE A SECRET COMMIE or whatever the hell his agenda is WHY....]

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[herocomplex]

Hahhahahaa! No, seriously!
Whose face do I need to blow off? I've got a gun, right here!

_{[ yeah he's waving it around. ]}

Just point me in the direction and I'LL SAVE YOU.

_{[ he's just looking for an excuse to fire that thing.. ]}

[zoosmell]

wow!
that guy sounds like a jerk!
are you ok?

[tenthousandyears]

F-for now... but. His attempts to deny me even friends is surely too much to bear! ...I don't believe we can go on with these... misconceptions of his.

[Read: he's crazy.]

[zoosmell]

oh, wow!
that really sucks!
it's worse than vacuum suck, it's like...
black hole of DOOM suck!
that's really an asshole move, but don't worry.
i will be your friend!

Video;

[bottlearum]

...Someone's been stalkin' you, luv?

[CAN'T HAVE THAT. You gave him rum, you are in good graces.]

Video;

[tenthousandyears]

[Awyis SHE IS SURELY THE VICTIM HERE]

Yes...!! He claims that because our name is the same... he cannot stick to his own business!

[It's awful. Truly. HE TRIED TO STOP HER FROM JOINING THE UN... and making America sandwiches on demand, but surely they both go hand in hand.]

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[bottlearum]

[This does not make sense to him. What do names have to do with anything?]

Who is, luv?

[ video ]

[fourseasons]

[He's so nervous but he's spent the last hour telling himself that he should attempt to make friends like so many people on his post have suggested. Even though this post is quite rude and sending out the wrong message--!

No, he can do this. A slow breath.]

Ah... Would you like to... watch a movie with me, perhaps? [He still is sure not to use the name "Japan", but it's a surprisingly genuine sounding offer.]

[ video ] I was gonna comment chain and then I realized I just made the perfect icon congrats

[tenthousandyears]

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WUT.
DA.
FUQ. that is all]

[ video ] SCREAMS I'M GOING TO DIE LAUGHING

[fourseasons]

I-if you are interested, please feel free to meet at my room! I will prepare food just in case!

[I-in the kitchen the level lower BUT STILL. He hangs up nervously and sets out to wait!!]

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[lookingsharp]

Get in his face and tell him to back off!

[video;lock]

[tenthousandyears]

He's going to kill me!

[Does she sound absolutely panicked over here? Because she is. HE HAS SINISTER PLANS AND SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE...]

Surely this is too much!

[video;lock]

[lookingsharp]

He's what?! Do you want me to come get you? I can stay with you and make sure he doesn't hurt you!

video - very much intentionally open

[handelaar]

[The video Japan sent out earlier didn't make much sense to him, but this one, combined with the conversations before between the three, and things began clicking -

And frankly he's just confused, and a bit annoyed, by all of it.

So have a somewhat pissy, chain-smoking Netherlands on the screen.]

You two are weird. Suck it up.

video - this will be the most mature conversation ever yep, more cigarettes are probably in order

[tenthousandyears]

How am I the weird one?

[She's not the stalker. Or. Well she is. But not the one who's going around making it public knowledge.]

video - all the cigarettes

[handelaar]

[They're weird because all Japans are weird, but at least he knows better than to say that.]

You're both posting to the entire damn network instead of talkin' to each other.

video - locked!!!! so there

[fourseasons]

It is not so simple!

I have also tried speaking with her. [Hardly... but shh he's defensive.] But I plan on doing so again. I was asking for advice...

video - locked

[handelaar]

How's that.

... [He sighs. Why is he bothering with this? He has to be overly careful with one Japan, he's gonna fuck up with two.]

It didn't go well, huh.

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[purrfectlycute]

:33 < oh yuck!
:33 < ummmm i guess it depends
:33 < im not usually one fur confrontation, but if you can, tell him to stay away!
:33 < and if he purrsists, scratch him in the face!
:33 < if hes got godlike powers and likes to stab people its purrobably best you just hide

[ cough jack noir cough ]

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[tenthousandyears]

I don't think so. He only wields a toy. But do you think face scratching would be allowable by the rules of the League of Nations here...

[IMPORTANT MATTERS she just got semi-accepted she doesn't want to fuck this up w;A;w]

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[laufeysons]

I thought you were an empire.

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[tenthousandyears]

Yes, but surely I'll be seen as vulgar if I make the first strike...

[Though there's no rules against as being as PA as possible to goad him into making the first one, yup.]

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[france]

[ a stalker giving advice on stalkers. this'll go well ]

Perhaps if you were to stalk them back, they would not wish to stalk you because you are stalking them? What is the expression, fight fire with fire? Yes, I think that is it. You should try that, my dear! I think it will work very well.