[video] da fuq

[notjelly]

[The video clicks on and there is a--thing. She looks sort of kind of mostly human, except she's got donkey ears, corkscrew Homestuck-troll horns, slit-pupil cat eyes and a mouthful of sharp, neon teeth. Yeah. Once the video is on and she's sure it's broadcasting, she waves at the camera.]

Hullooooo! Camille here, resident newbie! I'M BACK BITCHES! Is what I'd say if the grand old multiverse could have been arsed to send me to an alternate world that’s actually, yanno, familiar and all! I’m certainly back in space, on what, a spaceship this time? Actually traveling somewhere, it is? And no horrendously bitchy AI this time around, well, not that I’ve seen as yet! Kudos to the multiverse! Oh, and kudos to you good folk, having a good and proper welcome post for us newbies! Right nice of you chaps! Never did get around to that in the last place I was at.

But anyway, let me tell you right now, space chumps! There had best be a place for me to open my café--again--or I’m eating the entire ship! Oh suuuure, they say it’s too big for that, but that’s just because they have never met a hungry shapeshifter before, hu hu!

Oh, yes, let’s just get that out of the way right now: I’m a shapeshifter! A shapeshifter who is also a baker! It’s alright to swoon, I really am that amazing! Best deal with it, sweeties~

Comments

voice;

[andyouwill]

I dare say you will be enlightened soon enough in regard to resident AI. But many among us would receive with pleasure the addition of a competent baker to our number.

voice;

[notjelly]

Oh good! Here I was worried I'd go unappreciated!

[willpunchfaces]

...shapeshifter. Like you can change size you mean?

[notjelly]

Uhhhhhhhhh yeah? And also. Shape. Since that's, you know, in the naaaaame! Sorry, but shape-size-space-form-voice-and-everything-else-shifter didn't fit on the whatever!

[willpunchfaces]

[vaguely unimpressed] Yeah, whatever.

Anyway, by AI you mean robots, right? Then watch your back. There's a few on the ship.

[notjelly]

Not robots. Robots are fine, really, knew some plenty nice ones in my time! AIs are different, though. At least if they're evil. Yeah, slap evil in front of something and it immediately becomes just bad news, how about that?

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[tumbleweeds]

[ did someone say shapeshifter ]

Are you one of the lucky shapeshifters who can turn into pretty much anything?

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[notjelly]

That I am! So lucky, lucky~ Well, not really actually, it's just a species thing and has nothing to do but luck, but, same diff I guess.

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[tumbleweeds]

Sweet. I can only do animals, though it's still pretty cool.

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[notjelly]

Ooh! Oh, good for you! I really don't meet that many other shapeshifters. Well, there's my own family and people and whatnot, but proper shapeshifters aren't that common. So it's nice to meet you, whoever you are!

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[skindeep]

Yes, but are you a good baker?

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[notjelly]

My poor naive dear someone-or-other, you are looking at the greatest baker the multiverse has ever produced! Multiple universes can attest to this, I assure you.

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[skindeep]

Oh, you may well be my downfall. I have a weakness for biscuits.

And it's Noah. Pleasure.

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[notjelly]

Oh goooood. Welcome to the fold, in that case.

Yes yes, nice to meet you too. Don't suppose you have an idea of where I could steal a store and turn it into a cafe? This whole place is rather labyrinthine, I've found, and never mind the creepy emptiness.

[text]

[seered]

How very forward of you.
Tell me, is this an inherent gift of yours or something you acquired in the last place you found yourself?

[text]

[notjelly]

thank you!
you are welcome :)
your text seems familiar!
it's been a long time since i've seen colored courier though

[seered]

Is that so?
Perhaps we have mutual acquaintances.
I must admit your candy corn seems equally familiar.

[notjelly]

perhaps!
and if you find my horns familiar that's even better!
i borrowed them from some trolls in the place i used to be

text;

[tg]

hahaha holy shit
youre a shapeshifter and you decide to make your debut on the network looking like THAT
hahahahaha

text;

[notjelly]

hey!
that text!
it seems somehow familiar! :o!
but no, no way would yet another one show up
and in a totally different universe this go around too!
no way

[tg]

[ Huh. That's an interesting reaction. He'll run with it. ]

hey
that text
it seems eyebleedingly awesome
and well if youre referring to what i think youre referring to
then of course another one would show up
another one always shows up
i am a fucking universal constant
like pi or stds
and if youre not referring to what i think youre referring to
then wtf be more specific

[notjelly]

it is the best text!
i have learned that this font invokes terrible fury in those who see it
how could i possibly not use it

!
i knew it!
daaaaaaaave!!!!
cherries dave it looks like!
wow!!!
you're probably not the same dave
you're not an accidental troll unicorn are you?
but either way!
it's good to see a dave again :) :)

voice;

[abrahamic]

...Are you high?

voice;

[notjelly]

Of course not!

voice;

[abrahamic]

Well, you kinda sound like it. You've really been on another space ship before?