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[ hair up sweats on chillin wit no makeup -- nope, nope. but that is sort of what erica looks like at the moment plus a whole dose of looking grossly pale and red-nosed due to lingering effects of the rat bite, so there's no way she's turning on the video. ]

so apparently, rat sickness + jump = having your insides feel like the human equivalent of a smoothie.

go figure.

speaking of those thing, did anyone get a good look at them? like a real proper "oh my god why are they so vicious and huge and where can i find the right exterminator" look?

i know there's worse monsters on here, but something about rats...

anyways i need to know if someone on here can sew? one of the things ripped my favorite jacket and im not ready to trash it. :/

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and no one complained ever because matt boners

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glitch in the system?

isn't it bad if they accidentally touch or say too much...

seriously it's a crime

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More like... different 'versions', is how we usually put it.

he has the right to remain too handsome for life

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just when i thought there couldn't be any more surprises.

so what does the one i'm supposed to be looking for look like?

and he only gets HOTTER his version of less hot is all his early work

[became]

[ holding up a full color painting, now; it's of irene, one of his rare originals. it could belong in an art gallery and neal totally knows it. ]

Something like this, actually.

you should know i googled pictures of young bomer and found one with a mustache AND I CANT UNSEE IT

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[ holy crap dude. casually dropping a portrait into a conversation sure why not ]

wow, you just got those lying around?

the worst is he's... still attractive? it's like OH HOT GUY WITH A GAG MUSTACHE TAPED TO HIS FACE

[became]

[ he is the actual worst. ]

Just the few I've done myself here and there-- no put-together collection, I'm afraid.

HE LOOKS LIKE HIS OWN MEXICAN DOUBLE

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any chance you ever need some inspiration

i mean this isn't really an offer

but it can be

just saying

[ shhhh it's totally not the text equivalent of DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS.


mostly. ]

anon text; OH NO BECAUSE YOU BRACKET TEXTED IT BUT YOLO

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[ somewhere lydia is watching space titanic and needs to send this text. ]

was it seriously that hard to say DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS.

THIS BIT'S NOT HERE BECAUSE REASONS

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[ but goddamit lydia, she just choked and probably dropped her communicator. can't a girl just ~*~subtly~*~ show her boobs -- i mean help out with the very important arts culture ]

ALSO I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU CHOOSE TO BE

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okay james cameron
also whoever this is, i hope you know that if you're turning this into a titanic analogy
like 90% of us will die

[ they probably will anyways but that's besides the point!! ]

AND I LOVE YOU GIVING ME THE CHANCE TO DO THIS

[mathematically]

not the women and children. duh.

though he doesn't look good blue, probably.

[ WELL IF IT'S BLUE PLAGUE LYDIA... ]

IT'S THE SILLIEST THING

[became]

...you can just ask, you know.