2nd Emerald [voice]

[hauntedbymemory]

For the purpose and benefit of those aboard this ship as well as his own, I have confiscated Eridan Ampora's communicator until further notice.

[Eridan's voice can be heard vaguely in the background making comments about how Shadow should keep his nose out of other people's business.]

For those of you that are new, my name is Shadow, an agent of the Guardians of the United Nations. Those who were previously not human and in some way, organic or otherwise, I am offering my assistance to help you should you require any help in adjusting to being human.

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[statsraaden]

[Stats is not impressed.]

What? You stole someone's communicator and you expect us to agree with it?

As for non-humans, it's good you're helping Dr Watson to help them to get adjusted. However, I would have liked to hear about you a little bit earlier. Anyway, I'll tell Dr Watson we have someone more in this.

[hauntedbymemory]

[Shadow is unaffected by your unimpressed.]

Confiscated. There's a difference, and apparently since you have a problem with it I assume you don't know Eridan very well.

I'm afraid I don't know this Dr Watson. I would merely prefer that we not have half a ship full of bumbling idiots finding their feet in their new forms this time around.

[statsraaden]

I'm afraid it's all the same when you come to think of it. I don't have this honour, and I assume you've had problems with his use of the communicator. Am I right?

Dr Watson is one of our physicians and he's already been helping non-humans since the first jump. In which I think I saw you.

[video forever!] because jack loves the sight of his own face and so should you!

[51stcentury]

"Confiscated" his communicator?

[voice forever. Sorry, Jack]

[hauntedbymemory]

Would you prefer to clean blood from the walls?

[ Jack-jacking this video, brought to you by Ianto Jones ]

[coffeeking]

[Ianto interjects by budging Jack aside and commandeering his communicator. He looks extremely amused.]

Don't listen to Jack, you did the right thing. The whole ship owes you our thanks.

[video/audio/action spam]

[51stcentury]

[Jack lets Ianto commandeer the communicator. For now.]

You know, that's not the direction I think he meant for this to go. Am I right? [Jack leans sideways into the frame] Clean whose blood from the walls?

[video/audio/action spam forever]

[hauntedbymemory]

Whoever's it is that ends up being spilled because I can almost guarantee that is what would have happened should he have been allowed to continue. I merely intervened before it did.

[coffeeking]

[Ianto just nods sagely, still amused]

A noble cause.

[action @ shadow/comment not here?? DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE BB]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[Eridan is in the middle of a supreme style rant about why Shadow is a terrible friend for taking away his freedom of speech, and anyway all his challenging and his fights aren't even his fault and by the way your hair looks so stupid Shadow. So stupid. The stupidest.]

[aaaaaaaaction]

[hauntedbymemory]

[Shadow snaps his communicator communicator shut after responding to the last person who he spoke to, turning his attention to the troll with a raised eyebrow.]

I did it for your own good.

[lets get down to business then]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[He scowls and puts his hands on his hips.]

Wwhat are you, my fuckin' lusus?! You're infringin' on my fuckin' personal property!

[hauntedbymemory]

[He gives a small sigh before placing both his own and Eridan's communicators in a pocket on his jumpsuit, crossing his arms languidly.]

I have no idea what a lusus is, but if that's what has to be done to save you from yuor own stupidity then so be it. And as far as I am aware these communicators are the Tranquility's property, not ours.

[uncodlyawwesome]

Ugh, you ignorant urchin. [Eridan makes a face.] I'm not bein' fuckin' stupid! I can't help it if other people are fuckin' idiots an' need me to put 'em in their place!

[hauntedbymemory]

They need no such thing. [Shadow shakes his head.] A lot of those aboard this ship are in need of taking down a peg or two, yes, but you shouldn't leave it up to yourself to decide that.

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[peanutblooder]

Oh. Uh. Why did you do that?

voice;

[hauntedbymemory]

Because someone would be cleaning blood from the walls of the ship if something wasn't done.

voice;

[vestalvogue]

You are assuming responsibility for Eridan Ampora.

[It's half a question, half a statement. She cannot believe somebody would do that.]

voice;

[hauntedbymemory]

I suppose you could say that.

[He wouldn't exactly call it responsibility after all.]

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[vestalvogue]

What Would You Say

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[purrfectlycute]

:33 < uh oh
:33 < he didnt do anything bad did he?

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[hauntedbymemory]

Nothing.

Yet.

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[purrfectlycute]

:33 < "yet" :||
:33 < siiiggghhhhh oh ampurra
:33 < did you take it fur any reason in purrticular?

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[hauntedbymemory]

In the hopes of him making less of an idiot of himself than he already has mainly.
It will probably be fruitless.

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[purrfectlycute]

:33 < i didnt want to say anything bad since im supposed to be furrgiving him BUT...
:33 < well we can hope hell at least calm down or something