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Jᴀᴍᴇs T. Kɪʀᴋ ([personal profile] goldshirt) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-02-19 10:05 pm

captain's log | video | 024

[there's the familiar face of Jim Kirk, and judging from his expression, you can expect this isn't going to be a fun broadcast. next to him is Tyke, who is leaning back in her seat, Jim seated in the middle and Spock standing on his right, hands at parade rest and as unflappable as ever.]

Passengers, this is Jim Kirk, if I could have your attention for a moment.

As everyone knows, we've got people lost in the ship. Petrelli has already asked everyone not to use the lifts and I'm going to repeat that caution. We believe something is malfunctioning and the lifts are sending people to the wrong floor. Judging by the faulty messages we've been getting, we can guess that it's somewhere deep in the ship. Communications is currently working on clearing that up.

Right now I need able-bodied personnel to report to the Gunnery via the stairs. We're going to be working with Security to put teams together. While we don't want anyone else getting lost, we've got people out there who weren't prepared for it. That means they need food and water and probably weapons.


[ spock doesn't step any further into the feed, but he does pull a series of data padds from seemingly nowhere. his gaze doesn't lift from the bundle as he speaks. ] The gunnery department is able to supply a number of projectile based weapons as well as several dozen phasers for those willing and capable of utilizing them. Medical is standing by to receive members of each party and equip them with first aid kits.

[ it isn't an afterthought, but there's something about the way he finally looks at the screen that still says illogical humans. ]

Despite individual concerns for the well-being of friends, family, and your fellow passengers, I do not believe it unreasonable to remind you that this is an emergency alert. Personal feelings aside, we are meant to aid others, and cannot be expected to do so if we do not also ensure our own safety.

[It's at that point that Tyke finally leans forward, but it's clear in her expression and tone that she doesn't want to be talking any more than she has to, barely covered-over frustration and agitation.]

Respond to this if you can see it and you're currently in a known location, even if you're not gonna be involved in running supplies. We need to figure some working idea of how many are lost and how many are safe.


[ooc: kirk, spock & tyke. here is a OOC post for coordination if you guys need it! if you're renting a weapon, check that post out please! also feel free to action it up in this post/talk amoungst yourselves etc]
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[personal profile] doggedly 2013-02-21 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
give yourself more credit you are an excellent teacher
and i say that as someone that hates teachers/professors/et cetera
YES i remember but dont worry it wont come to that

& i will bring you back an eyeball and myself very much alive
i repeat: do not worry
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[personal profile] puppydogeyes 2013-02-21 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell am I going to do with an eyeball.

[Well at least you win points for distraction, Sirius.]
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[personal profile] doggedly 2013-02-22 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[oh good points + success]

well just off the top of my head
an eyeball is a brilliant conversation piece
i mean we're talking about it right now arent we
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[personal profile] puppydogeyes 2013-02-22 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes because I'm asking what the hell.
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[personal profile] doggedly 2013-02-22 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
and so will everyone else when they come to your room and see an eyeball
they will say WHAT THE HELL and the conversation begins from there

besides that theres loads of things to be done with eyeballs
eaten, used in potions, looked at, pickled, used to spy with, used to intimidate, et cetera
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[personal profile] puppydogeyes 2013-02-23 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Eaten.

[Gross, Sirius.]
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[personal profile] doggedly 2013-02-23 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
absolutely
its a delicacy in some countries you know
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[personal profile] puppydogeyes 2013-02-23 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Then send them the eyeballs.
Not me.
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[personal profile] doggedly 2013-02-24 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
but they arent aboard this ship



FINE i will fetch an ear instead
HONESTLY some people NO IDEA on how to be GRATEFUL
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[personal profile] puppydogeyes 2013-02-26 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Some people think body parts make good souvenirs.
For people who don't want souvenirs.
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[personal profile] doggedly 2013-02-26 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
so what youre saying is that you do in fact want a souvenir
but an actual one
not a crap eyebally one
you should have just SAID one actual souvenir for you coming right up!
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[personal profile] puppydogeyes 2013-02-26 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What.
No.
No souvenir.
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[personal profile] doggedly 2013-02-26 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
TOO LATE


good bye my darling tyke
(:
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[personal profile] puppydogeyes 2013-02-26 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Sirius don't bring me a souvenir.