You cheated! You have to say a name, you can't just describe qualities of a person--that could be anyone, that could be me--

[He sits up a little, and for all his protests, he's still grinning. Even if this were something to be irritated over, Lucrezia is too mischievous and charming to actually be irritated with, which it isn't--]

You cheated and you know it, and you have to suffer the consequences!