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[idkmybffbloodwing]

[Initially, a video comes on which shows a few sheets of paper taped to a wall, with a stack of more paper and a few pens on a table below. The paper on the table is blank, but the papers on the wall, it soon becomes clear, are wanted posters. Currently, the makeshift bounty board contains the following three posters on it:

1 | 2 | 3

A note is taped under the third which reads "Contact Cid Harrington for details".

At this point, the video cuts out and the following text appears:]

Introducing: the Tranquility bounty board. Got a job you don't want to do? Rather pay someone else to do it? Visit the 7th floor common room, write or draw a description of the job and reward, and leave some contact info so the bounty can be collected. All jobs accepted.

(OOC: Yes, that's right, Mordecai and Lilith were bored and drunk and decided to have some fun, and thought that the community noticeboard was just a bit too, well, community-oriented. A post for the board will be permanently housed here; feel free to submit your character's postings there, should they desire to contribute to the board!)

Comments

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[jurisimpudent]

I wonder who this could possibly be. You're aware that solicitation of murder is a crime, correct?

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[supfirehawk]

Punishable by what? Are you going to lecture us?

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[jurisimpudent]

Good day, Lilith. I suppose it would be punishable by you being sent to your room - or, well, shall I say the holding cell you seem to spend as much time in as your actual room.

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[puppydogeyes]

Take it down.

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[jurisimpudent]

It's Mordecai and Lilith. The imbeciles aren't even using a proxy for the point of contact for their "bounty."

I don't find this amusing in the least.

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[puppydogeyes]

Send someone down there to remove it.
Not you.

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[justamobster]

[ Just. Laughter. Lots and lots of laughter that Ladon has sorely needed. ]

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[yellowroses]

[ And Mary is THRILLED. ART! ]

Oh! I wanna draw! I wanna draw something! Please let Mary draw some pictures toooooooo!

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

Go for it. Just keep in mind that apparently some people like to tear down works of art in the name of "safety".

[fuckinghysterical]

haha guess you guys found an artist huh? c:

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

I wish. Did my best, but I can't say I was ever any good at art.

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[handsomejack]

What the-

Oh are you freaking kidding me???

First of all, that looks nothing like me.

Second- real mature.

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[supfirehawk]

It looks close enough that you recognized it.

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[endeavors]

... This is a joke. Right-?

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

We got a winner over here.

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[godofthemachine]

How rich. Can't go and kill these people yourself?

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

Not the point.

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[cargojet]

[ Oh. Now he understands why people wanted you tracked. ]

You think you can just do whatever you want, huh? That's not the way things work around here.

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[supfirehawk]

Never said it was, but trust me, you don't want him around for long.

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[thefuckinhalf]

Do whatever the fuck you want, but quit talking to my kid about killing people. [Goddammit, Cid is going to get a lecture about this in the near future.]

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

Y'know, we never actually did. Just asked if there was anyone to look out for. Bounty board's a lot more than a hit list.

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[idkmybffjessie]

Huh. Didn't know the kid wanted the guy dead that bad.

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

You know Cid?

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[sufferances]

You're aware this has potential to end incredibly poorly?

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

Eh. Not likely.