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[coffeeking]

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Thoughts on our new/old friends and their quest for the nameless captain?

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[loyalpup]

[This is the face of one slightly confused new arrival who may or may not have read all of that information.]

Right. So, um, say we had this dog, this really big dog who gets really mean, like grrr mean. Is there somewhere we can put him?

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[coffeeking]

Is the dog a real dog, or is the dog you? We have plenty of werewolves on board, so there's no need to beat around the bush and speak in theoretics.

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[loyalpup]

Oh, well, right. It's me, but only once a month mind.

[He scratches his head, still a bit confused]

I don't know how space months work though, might not change at all what with no moon around.

[Oh, hey what was that about other werewolves?]

There's more? Like a proper pack and all?

[coffeeking]

I have no idea if they've formed a proper pack, but I'm sure we could get you in touch with them so you can talk about it. They'll be able to answer your questions better than we can.

[loyalpup]

Right. You can tell them I'm Tom McNair; I'm on that list there 'cause I just arrived.

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[incubo]

[ holy fuck he's not the weirdest thing around anymore it's a goddamn miracle

of course, there's only 279(ish) people on board. that's maybe a few months of regular feedings if he went through everyone. not great. ]

so is there like an average number of people that show up / leave every jump or is it just some random number every time?

maybe i missed it idk that was a lot to read

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[suddenlycaptain]

Something in the FAQ on why you can't just steal a shuttle and try to fly home would be great.

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[endeavors]

['why are there wolves everywhere'

wait what]

There are are wolves here?

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[coffeeking]

Yes, there are wolves here. Some are direwolves, so they're quite a bit larger than average.

Others are actually people, so please don't shoot them.

[endeavors]

Oh, no, no - I don't - [He can't say he doesn't hunt, because he does, but not that.] I'm not planning on shooting anyone. Or anything. It's just that - uh.

[uhh.]

Do you... know the names of these people?

threadjacking this sorry ianto AUGGIE-LOCKED

[altercate]

Tom.
Careful.

[northerner]

How flattering, to see we still garner a mention after all this time.

[ SERIOUSLY ARE PEOPLE STILL UP IN ARMS ABOUT THE DIREWOLVES. ]

[coffeeking]

You realize that the fourth question we got this round was, "There are wolves here?" It's a legitimate concern when one runs across a massive wolf on their way to the bathroom. It comforts people to know that they're technically pets of a sort.

you're not sorry at all, get out >|

[coffeeking]

[northerner]

Should my brothers and I address the network upon the matter? Perhaps that would reassure people, to hear us speak of them.

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[fraud]

Hey, person who makes this thing, I want to contribute something to it.

[ WHATEVER LOCKED THREADS ARE FROM LAME-O'S ]

tom doesn't know how to lock things *sob*

[loyalpup]

Hal said it's alright because everyone knows about us here.

that one encryption

[starked]

Only one she in command.

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[entrapments]

typo in community noticeboard :)

sure is a big one

[firstofficer]

I am inclined to second Mister Stark's assessment.

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[coffeeking]

...Thanks. Wonder how long that's been there.

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[coffeeking]

Depends on what it is.

[coffeeking]

Are you going to do that every jump? There's a reason we put it in the FAQ, and it spares you the effort.

[coffeeking]

Well this isn't locked, so I'm sure they can see. Nonetheless, we'll put the word out.

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[coffeeking]

As far as we can tell, it's random. There's no pattern or average number, though we have gone from somewhere around 50 to the current number in the course of just over a year, so we're growing in number overall, disregarding the jump-to-jump fluctuations.