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video; sorry seems to be the hardest word
[ And on the end of this feed: Moran in all his muttonchopped glory, looking exceptionally grumpy. That is, grumpier than he normally looks. ]
My name is Sebastian Moran, number 008-155.
[ For the first time, he doesn't introduce himself as Colonel. As a matter of fact, almost none of what follows sounds like your typical Moran. It's terribly obvious that he's being puppetted through this, and if his Christopher Walken-esque performance prompts anything, there may, in fact, even be cue cards helping him along. ]
Prior to this jump, I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shot at one of them bleeding cleaning dev-- [ He shoots a doubtful look just off camera. ] A Roomba. I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shoot at a Roomba.
I've been punished for this with time in the brig, of course, but this is me issuing a much-needed public apology. I apologize for this violent act, and I apologize for being a moron in general. Moron is, after all, nearly my name. Chums.
[ Just before the feed flickers to black, there's a brief shot of him essentially facepalming. What is his poor life? ]
My name is Sebastian Moran, number 008-155.
[ For the first time, he doesn't introduce himself as Colonel. As a matter of fact, almost none of what follows sounds like your typical Moran. It's terribly obvious that he's being puppetted through this, and if his Christopher Walken-esque performance prompts anything, there may, in fact, even be cue cards helping him along. ]
Prior to this jump, I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shot at one of them bleeding cleaning dev-- [ He shoots a doubtful look just off camera. ] A Roomba. I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shoot at a Roomba.
I've been punished for this with time in the brig, of course, but this is me issuing a much-needed public apology. I apologize for this violent act, and I apologize for being a moron in general. Moron is, after all, nearly my name. Chums.
[ Just before the feed flickers to black, there's a brief shot of him essentially facepalming. What is his poor life? ]
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[You can't see it, Moran, but AM is laughing.]
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Yes, truly despicable. And that is why I ask for forgiveness, although I deserve none of it.
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Stupidity.
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Stupidity indeed. A supposedly amazing gunman like yourself getting caught shooting a cleaning robot.
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[ He stops suddenly and frowns. Yes, he read his cue. ]
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Can't fight back against your captors?
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[ He hesitates terribly, and then slaps himself, as the cards prompt. ]
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Now then, chum, what would you know of it either way?
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I simply want to know why you shot a little automatic vacuum cleaner.
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And why shouldn't I have shot a little automatic vacuum cleaner? You lot have made a fuss over absolutely nothing.
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