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video; sorry seems to be the hardest word
[ And on the end of this feed: Moran in all his muttonchopped glory, looking exceptionally grumpy. That is, grumpier than he normally looks. ]
My name is Sebastian Moran, number 008-155.
[ For the first time, he doesn't introduce himself as Colonel. As a matter of fact, almost none of what follows sounds like your typical Moran. It's terribly obvious that he's being puppetted through this, and if his Christopher Walken-esque performance prompts anything, there may, in fact, even be cue cards helping him along. ]
Prior to this jump, I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shot at one of them bleeding cleaning dev-- [ He shoots a doubtful look just off camera. ] A Roomba. I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shoot at a Roomba.
I've been punished for this with time in the brig, of course, but this is me issuing a much-needed public apology. I apologize for this violent act, and I apologize for being a moron in general. Moron is, after all, nearly my name. Chums.
[ Just before the feed flickers to black, there's a brief shot of him essentially facepalming. What is his poor life? ]
My name is Sebastian Moran, number 008-155.
[ For the first time, he doesn't introduce himself as Colonel. As a matter of fact, almost none of what follows sounds like your typical Moran. It's terribly obvious that he's being puppetted through this, and if his Christopher Walken-esque performance prompts anything, there may, in fact, even be cue cards helping him along. ]
Prior to this jump, I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shot at one of them bleeding cleaning dev-- [ He shoots a doubtful look just off camera. ] A Roomba. I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shoot at a Roomba.
I've been punished for this with time in the brig, of course, but this is me issuing a much-needed public apology. I apologize for this violent act, and I apologize for being a moron in general. Moron is, after all, nearly my name. Chums.
[ Just before the feed flickers to black, there's a brief shot of him essentially facepalming. What is his poor life? ]
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That didn't sound very sincere.
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Come, now. I put a great deal of work into all that rot--all that reflection and self-correction. I was most sincere, I assure you.
And at that, it's no laughing manner, but--[ SIGH ] but I do admit I am cranky due to my recent crop of grey hairs on my head.
video! cause reasons.
I'd be cranky about that too, I guess.
Looking old, I mean.
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Every man has his reasons and his moments of passion. Shooting women in the shoulder as I scream 'hurrah!', for instance, is one of the few. I do understand that I have a problem or two.
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you will never know. ]
Please, list them for me. I'm dying to know.
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Including Roombas.
God rest his little Roomba soul.
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There is Roomba in my heart for some compassion.
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Who is making you say this shit? You're not nearly clever enough to come up with that on your own, I know it.
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[ No, he looks entirely too irritated and is speaking entirely too flatly for that to be believable. ]
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[ waaahahaha ]
Bullshit.
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I very much agree.