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[faithlessly]

[ hello, tranquility. you remember dean, right? yes? no? either way, today finds him planning something stupid. at least act surprised. ]

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm not looking forward to climbing back into that pod-thing for another jump. [ nope, not one bit. not if it means there's a chance he won't wake up for another month again. ]

Does anyone know what would happen if I skipped out on that? I mean, I guess turnin' into space dust's worse than pullin' another act of Sleeping Beauty, but if there's any way 'round that… Or if you have some gruesome tale 'bout how your buddy Joe tried it and got eaten by a space dinosaur, let's hear 'bout it.

[ let him know. or something.

a beat later, and on an entirely different subject; ] Also. Who the hell does a guy have to get cozy with 'round here to get somethin' more... fun in his locker? [ do yourself a solid and don't ask what's fun is. the smirk on his face should speak for him. it's gone with the next bit though; ] ...'cause not for nothing, but aside from people dyin' and monsters lurking in the dark, not a lot seems to happen 'round here. Almost like home, y'know, except for this bein' some sci-fi nerd's wet dream.

[ okay, maybe that's a little unfair considering he has to physically stop himself from losing his shit every time some iconic pop culture character decides to show up. ]

[ private to sam winchester ; encryption 50% ]

You choke on space salad or something, man? [ AS IN HEY BRO HOW'S IT GOING DEAN'S BORED so let's go do something reckless. ]

Comments

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[goodpath]

Five.

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[faithlessly]

What the hell is it with five year olds and this ship...

Pods it is for you, then.

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[goodpath]

Oh, did you meet Takeshi?

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[faithlessly]

Yeah. Let me guess, the five year olds stick together 'round here, right?

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[goodpath]

[ This face. Forever. ]

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[faithlessly]

[ he never ever wants to run into you in the dark. ]

What? [ u n c o m f o r t a b l e. ]

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[goodpath]

Of course five year olds stick together. We're of the same age-group.

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[faithlessly]

Okay, okay, gees. Don't worry, I won't ruin you guys' play dates or whatever. [ who was the five year old in this conversation again................ ]

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[goodpath]

We don't play. Takeshi is going to protect us from aliens and I'm going to protect us from the bad man.

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[faithlessly]

Don't tell me you can throw people across rooms as well.

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[goodpath]

No. [ See also 'DUH,' and 'bratty five year old' ]

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[faithlessly]

Just checkin', damn. [ someone has a t t i t u d e. ] So then, uh, how exactly are you gonna do any kinda protecting, huh?

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[goodpath]

I just will.

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[faithlessly]

Gotta work on bein' convinci' there, kiddo.

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[goodpath]

I'll do it some how. I have to find a way. I gotta protect Takeshi and you and my mom.

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[faithlessly]

Cute, but you can do that by not gettin' in the way either, you know?

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[goodpath]

Or you could stay out of my way.

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[faithlessly]

Or you'll what? Push me?

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[goodpath]

I think you should stay away from Sara. She won't like you. [ woah subject change ]

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[faithlessly]

[ woah indeed but BLINK BLINK ]

Who?

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[goodpath]

Sara. [ Cid is super helpful okay ]

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[faithlessly]

[ too helpful. ]

Is this some kinda imaginary friend thing?

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[goodpath]

She's my mom.

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[faithlessly]

Oh-- why the hell didn't you just say so, huh? [ how to talk to kids 101 by dean. ]