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[ There's some white noise before Hal speaks, but it isn't hesitation this time. He's bored and indifferent, addressing this to the comms unit only as an afterthought. His voice is quiet, but it's not timid - it's carried by an easy confidence and a subtle aggression, though only if you're used to listening for that sort of thing. ]
What do you people do here? To raise morale. Therapy does not seem to be cutting it; this is a war zone. Crying about your feelings to someone without qualifications is hardly going to ease your burdens.
You rally and you hide in the tunnels as though you're waiting for Hitler to drop a bomb on your head, but this is not your home front, and you no longer have the luxury of calling yourselves civilians. Quiet reflections will do nothing to ease fear and tension when the enemy is at your door; you need something much bolder.
There is a reason soldiers so often resort to the excesses of alcohol and whores.
[ There's a distracted pause, and when he speaks again he sounds amused. ]
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of Hell, a hell of Heaven. Cheer up, all of you.
What do you people do here? To raise morale. Therapy does not seem to be cutting it; this is a war zone. Crying about your feelings to someone without qualifications is hardly going to ease your burdens.
You rally and you hide in the tunnels as though you're waiting for Hitler to drop a bomb on your head, but this is not your home front, and you no longer have the luxury of calling yourselves civilians. Quiet reflections will do nothing to ease fear and tension when the enemy is at your door; you need something much bolder.
There is a reason soldiers so often resort to the excesses of alcohol and whores.
[ There's a distracted pause, and when he speaks again he sounds amused. ]
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of Hell, a hell of Heaven. Cheer up, all of you.

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Well. This entire transmission was vile and useless.
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Thank you, your input is enlightening.
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wow now i am even tagging about poop w/hal i hate you
poop n th morning poop n th evening poop at suppertime when poop's on a bagel u can hve poop anytime
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But forgive the critique, it was only meant as an objective example. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[ So great with the ladies, right. Ladies love insults. ]
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And if that's the case, it seems entirely pointless. I thought therapists were supposed to be good at digging.
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In theory only. Why, is there someone you dislike on-board?
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VOICE sob you wouldn't even be able to see him on video
fine we can just delete the subject lines then
stiles stop endearing yourself to creepy older men
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Do you have any other suggestions? For spreading cheer.
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You know I was not. Do you agree with none of it? I can offer a banal report on my activities on the ship instead, if you'd prefer. That seems to be the "in" thing.
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I can only assume they do not like Milton.
[ He doesn't sound particularly wounded. ]
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Absolutely nothing. To the contrary, this vessel could do with more of both.
[ Not that he'd let himself indulge in either; he's not quite that far gone. Either way, it might shut some of the others up for a while. ]
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They also serve who only stand and wait.
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You have nothing else to offer God, then? Surely you have some gifts.
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You realise whores often have to deal with people crying about their feelings, too. Sometimes all someone needs to ease their burden is a little company.
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Then it's two burdens lifted for the price of one. It seems to me a whore would be the better investment.
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[ not here ] doing this anyway!!!
text | oh god I read all of that in hal's voice IT WAS PERFECT
Alcohol and whores, mainly
text | weeps into hands THANK YOU also crying at edgeworth getting first angry reply to both posts
It is good to see someone has the right idea. It is only a shame you do not appreciate literature more, but I suppose perfection would be a bit much to ask.
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And we are still a ship of civilians. I'm sorry you've lost sight of that. We're not hiding just because we aren't blundering into the dark with our eyes shut.
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And wars are not always about battlefields. I hardly expect children to take down whatever beasts these are lurking in the shadows. But how long have you been here? How much do you really know now that you did not know after the first week?
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Well done.
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I have gotten so used to tired criticisms that I am almost disappointed by the lack of it. You have no counterarguments to share?
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Video until blah blah likewise
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I do agree that the mind is its own place. Although not everyone always has complete control over the way their mind works, it is just how they are.
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[ But he's not annoyed, he's amused. He appreciates the discussion. ]
Even the most difficult mind can be trained given time and persistence. You disagree?
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Alcohol and whores, huh.
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As far as distractions go, they have certainly stood the test of time better than most others. Unless you have other suggestions.
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you can drop this if you need to it's just hard to resist a conversation about hookers
it really is |D
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Re: video; locked harder than the Doctor can hack, hey it's River Song
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Considering how easily offended many of this ship's passengers are, it would likely be a quicker sell than drinking and whoring. Perhaps we should put together teams.
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[Alcohol has become a recent companion of Bela's. She might be verging on a break down but it's too early to tell.]
You lacking in morale, Hal?
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[ Spaceships might be a bit different, but whatever. ]
And to the contrary, I've been blessed with a recent excess of it. Dare I ask the same of you?
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I feel content enough; it is not my fault others do not find comfort in the same. You are not a fan of poetry?
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sorry so slow, technically hiatused oops
no problem!
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Unless you are confident in your abilities - perhaps you should put them to use.
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And what of you - are you equipped for much else?
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voice; sorry for slow btw, crawling through on hiatus!
voice; no apologies necessary! take your time, i don't mind at all
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True. I do not mean to say it does much good at all for one's sanity - it primarily distracts from it, or a lack thereof.
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[or are you that good in bed, hal]
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I suppose that would be for the whores to decide.
[ Not particularly concerned. And who knows, he usually killed them before he could get useful feedback. ]
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