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[ex_question191]

[ that says video, but it's not, really. the camera is actually face down on the bed, so you get a nice dark screen with a hint of flickering movement, occasionally enough light through the rumples of the sheets that it's more grey than black. ]

I totally don't get the anonymous posting thing. Not as though this is the internet. It's like a group skype session. Or — endless youtube, but without the cats. Which, fyi, lame. Video blogging is for A/V club nerds.

[ stiles, it seems, has opinions on the network. he huffs a cheek-puffing sigh. he didn't actually think it would be possible to be bored when you're in space and everything that happens is a major drama, but that's pretty much what he is, listlessly bored. it's a mood. ]

So you guys. You guys. Raise your hand if you've managed to learn something new and cool on the S. S. Pandorum. Except, don't actually raise your hand, okay? Just share with the class. Show and tell with space skills.

[ he picks up his communicator, and hey, there's his little face, all interested and ready to be amazed. ]

What do you know now, that you didn't know before you woke up here?

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[wolfinthesnow]

That there was such a thing as a ship that flew through the stars.

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[altercate]

[ STILES THIS IS NOT CONSTRUCTIVE USE OF YOUR TIME. ]

What are you doing.

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[unparental]

The AV Club actually meets in Tony's room-- Chapel brings the Jolt.

[ex_question191]

Wow, that's. Certainly gotta have been a discovery. Like, hey guess what, space is a thing, and you're in it! I take it you don't come from a world with Neil Armstrong.

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[ex_question191]

I dunno, what are you doing.

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[growling]

I'm shockingly okay with the lack of cats.

[ Contributes to the conversation?? ]

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[altercate]

Not polling the Network about useless things.

[wolfinthesnow]

Is that a person?

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[ex_question191]

Your loss, dude. do you think someone here would teach me to fly a spaceship?

[ entirely the purpose of this post and he's only asking derek because derek is like the only person he knows who probably, probably, won't think that's a stupidly dangerous idea, since "stupidly dangerous" are like derek's two middle names. derek stupidly dangerous hale. yep. ]

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[ex_question191]

I actually can't tell if you're screwing with me right now.

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[ex_question191]

Are you allergic or do you just hate adorable things?

[ex_question191]

Uhhhhh yeah. First person on the moon, in fact.

[wolfinthesnow]

What did he seek on the moon?

Did he fly a dragon to get there, or sail a ship like this one?

[ex_question191]

[ holy shit. ]

No, he grew a pair of wings and flapped them real hard.

[ a sarcastic look. ]

Yes he went in a spaceship, dragons can't breathe in space.

[ also dragons aren't real, but he senses saying that might start an argument. ]

[wolfinthesnow]

[Oh, sarcasm, that he recognizes]

Ser, take for a moment the life you lead, and then place yourself in a place where your experiences mean nothing save things folk find quaint, or curious.

And then imagine the manner of questions you would ask. I believe the first one people say is how do you start a fire without matches?

[Because that's what people asked when Ygritte started her fire in her room. Jon doesn't actually know what matches are.]

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[cons]

I don't think I know anything for sure after being here for so long, but I can tell you that I have a strong suspicion that my world is actually a video game in some reality and I'm strangely okay with it.

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[unparental]

I would never ever tease Tony about being a geek by messing with someone, that would be wrong.

...it's also what I'm doing. Oh, and-- I can now throw a pretty decent punch. That's new to space. [ beat. ] I should have gone with 'Mattie taught me to make soup', it sounds much better.

[ex_question191]

With a zippo?

[wolfinthesnow]

Or a zippo.

[He doesn't sound very amused, but. Well.]

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[ex_question191]

Excuse me? That's awesome! Do you raid tombs? Actually, pretend I didn't just ask that. Because without context it's creepy. And maybe you meant, like, Mario Kart.

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[cons]

I'm flattered that your first guess was Lara Croft, but nah. I've got zombies. Which, I mean, I don't think anybody comes from a totally normal world here, but whenever I bring up the virus people tend to look at me like I'm nuts.

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[ex_question191]

Zombies.

Like, the undead.

[ he pulls a face. ]

Okay, now I'm caught between "cool" and "that sucks".

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[ex_question191]

No, no, punching beats soup. Punching always beats soup. Actually, a lot of things beat soup, unless it's chicken noodle, king of soups. Was it chicken noodle?

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[cons]

[ she shakes her head, just a quick shake, because she hates making this correction but she always feels the need to ]

They're not dead, just sick. But really, really sick. The kind of sick that makes you want to eat people, so they may as well be dead.

It does suck, but you kinda get over it after a few weeks of it.

[ no you don't ]

So yeah, video game. You'll get why I think that once you start, uh. [ meeting fictional characters ] -well, after a while it'll make more sense.

[ex_question191]

With a self-igniting molotov cocktail made by mixing sulfuric acid with potassium chlorate?