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[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

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:33 < *um excuse u do you know how many imaginary hours i spent knitting that sweater of tears*
:33 < *ac catches a very large snow crab and gives it the sweater*
:33 < *it will surely k33p it warm in the underwater snow*
:33 < *befur AMPURRA can correct her on her physics, ac paps at his fishy lips and shooshes him*
:33 < *shoooooosssshhhh and accept this convoluted display of furiendship :33*

:33 < *once shes done being silly, ac nods happily and says that shell do whats in her power to make him f33l better*
:33 < *beclaws even if its fact she doesnt want him to be so sad*
:33 < *though shes happy to hear that hes not suicidal!*
:33 < *if he was shed have to start a therapy group fur all of her ridiculously depressed/guilty/unhinged furiends*

*AMPORA wwas nevver gonna make a mention as to howw stupid it wwould be to givve a crab a swweater
much less one made outta wwater
but no ampora isnt about to be fuckin suicidal or jump outta an airlock or somethin it wwould just be better back home dead or alivve an bein dead already sort a puts a damper on wwishin to be home again so
yeah
no therapy required*

:33 < *AMPURRA simply cant s33 that the crab was having a very bad day until he received such a nice sweater*
:33 < *his surly demeanor was much impurroved by the gift*

:33 < so...
:33 < its true?
:33 < youre actually dead?
:33 < i mean i heard about katnaya and tavfuros, that you and vwiskers were...
:33 < wow this sucks
:33 < were miserable failures at this whole "not being extinct" thing :||

yeah im dead its a big shock an evveryone is absolutely fuckin traumatized ovver the idea that i didnt livve long enough to become the troll i wwas meant to be thanks to kan bein all fuckin chainsaww happy
yeah basically
the only thing wwe are evven remotely good at is fuckin up though so i guess it comes as no fuckin surprise that wwere totally ace at dyin

:33 < but
:33 < katnaya is dead too
:33 < i heard she was one of the ones you... uh...
:33 < omfg did she turn into a ghost like aradia?? 8OO
:33 < grrrrrr the things i miss when im hiding like some kind of scaredy cat!!

:33 < fur what its worth
:33 < im sorry youre dead :((
:33 < well sorta
:33 < no offense im not sorry that you were stopped but it sucks that things ended up the way they did
:33 < it sucks it sucks it sucks that after all weve b33n through it all goes to pieces NOW!
:33 < in the wise words of karkitty
:33 < fuuuuuuuck

:33 < anyway um is that why youre not all
:33 < purple

dont ask me howw it happened
she wwas here for like fivve seconds once an i basically came to the conclusion that she turned into one a her shitty rainbowwdrinker romance novvel protagonists wwhich i guess is good for her since she liked those things

yeah dont evven bother sayin youre sorry about it nobody should be sorry about it i wwas havvin a bad fuckin day an i let it get the best a me
wwhich might sound like an understatement but trust me its really not
it doesnt matter though wwere outta the game so no point carin about it or anythin

no im just not feelin like usin the fuckin color like theres no point to it

:33 < wow arent you the epitome of ch33rful :||
:33 < nice case of nihilism youve got goin on there
:33 < fur your infurmation i liked it when you used purrple
:33 < sure it stirs up some unpleasant memories like when you used to be all "grrrr land dwellers"
:33 < but then i also think of the good times when we were all fighting together and were furiends no matter what our blood color
:33 < beclaws it really didnt even matter anymore
:33 < we were all players united
:33 < but i suppaws thats not really incentive fur you to switch back, im just stating my thoughts *shrug*

:33 < i still cant believe katnaya is a rainbowdrinker now!!
:33 < i cant tell if i think thats horrifying or clawsome
:33 < im gonna go with "stunned awe" fur now

wwhat unpleasant memories its just a font color
one that i use wwhen i wwanna be differentiated from others by it
an right noww i dont feel like i wwant that at all
its not because it has to do wwith my nobility an high blood caste
a course not
i just
dont see the point in usin it

an its horrifyin
trust me

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