[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

[uncodlyawwesome]

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

Comments

[uncodlyawwesome]

basically like regular life except youre dead

[cobaltblue]

... Well, what's the fucking point of that, then? No fluffy white clouds, or, I dunno, infinite booze fountains? That's bullshit.

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell i guess you can probably make that kind a thing happen since its all powwered by your brain or somethin wwho knowws
but the point is that you get to keep existin instead a disappearin altogether like thats the point a all vvarieties a the afterlife

[cobaltblue]

You didn't tell me the powered by your brain part. That makes it pretty different. A lot better, too.

[uncodlyawwesome]

i guess
but it doesnt matter because wwe dont get them here wwe just get killed an it sucks
wwhich is WWHY i made such a specific point a it all