[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

[uncodlyawwesome]

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

Comments

[slipperysoul]

Can't decide if that's any better or worse than what i've got to put up with.

[uncodlyawwesome]

its probably a million times better because it actually just is a better arrangement for evveryone an nobody else is as lucky as wwe are

[slipperysoul]

Who's we?

[uncodlyawwesome]

me an the people from my univverse

[slipperysoul]

Do you ever get to... leave your bubble? Or are you just stuck in it for the rest of forever and then some.

[uncodlyawwesome]

i dont knoww much about em i came here before i got a chance to so much as pop in an say look at all this shit that my afterlife includes but i imagine wwe can probably see each other in their bubbles or maybe bubbles like combine into twwo like wwhen you have soap bubbles an they lump together
but i dunno for sure
fef wwould a been the one to ask

[slipperysoul]

Don't worry about it. Just interesting to hear how other dimensions get to deal with their dead. And undead. And people stuck in bubbles for the rest of their afterlives.

[uncodlyawwesome]

im guessin from evveryones reactions here that death in most other univverses is like it is here
namely you die an then
thats it
no dreamselvves not evven a second try
this game is bein played on expert mode an none a us knoww wwhat the rules are
it sucks

[slipperysoul]

Pretty sure everything here's played in expert mode. They just forgot to give us the manual to go along with it. It'd probably be in the wrong language, even if they did.

[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah
i dont think theres a manual or rulebook for this fuckin ship though i think its all in sandbox mode
not that it matters wwe wwould all still probably lose anywway

[slipperysoul]

Sandbox mode? [ You've officially lost him again. ]

[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah like you knoww wwhen youre playin a game but you can just kind a fuck around an there arent really any rules an you just build shit or beat shit up wwithout wworryin about it
i mean its not a perfect comparison but its pretty close

[slipperysoul]

Right. Got it.

[ Actually, that's a pretty good comparison. ] Maybe it just looks like sandbox mode to us because we're not the ones pulling the strings.

[uncodlyawwesome]

could be
still dont knoww wwhos pullin the strings though so wwere no closer to figurin out the fuckin game

[slipperysoul]

Don't exactly like waiting to see what's gonna happen next, either.