[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

[uncodlyawwesome]

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

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[skindeep]

I wouldn't say that I have 'better things' to do, not at all.

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell then dont you havve more productivve wways to spend your time i mean for all you knoww i could be some kind a ragin scumsuckin lunatic an youre just blindly sayin that you think you dont wwant anythin to happen to me
that seems unreasonably fuckin benevvolent

[skindeep]

Or you could be just like most of us. Sad, scared, and a little lonely. I'll take my chances.

Besides, while I haven't actually known many lunatics, don't they generally want everyone else dead instead of themselves?

[uncodlyawwesome]

youd be surprised at wwhat lunatics wwant outta life

[skindeep]

I fear they're only suffering.

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell yeah bein a terrible crazy coddamn fool doesnt exactly bode for havvin a nice happy life