[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

[uncodlyawwesome]

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

Comments

[uncodlyawwesome]

[well that's unexpected]

an wwhat the fuck does your opinion matter to me for

[skindeep]

Oh, I don't expect that it should. Why would it, I'm a total stranger at this point.

But that doesn't make it any less true.

[uncodlyawwesome]

dont you havve better things to do than wworry about complete fuckin strangers dont you all school up quick

[skindeep]

I wouldn't say that I have 'better things' to do, not at all.

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell then dont you havve more productivve wways to spend your time i mean for all you knoww i could be some kind a ragin scumsuckin lunatic an youre just blindly sayin that you think you dont wwant anythin to happen to me
that seems unreasonably fuckin benevvolent

[skindeep]

Or you could be just like most of us. Sad, scared, and a little lonely. I'll take my chances.

Besides, while I haven't actually known many lunatics, don't they generally want everyone else dead instead of themselves?

[uncodlyawwesome]

youd be surprised at wwhat lunatics wwant outta life

[skindeep]

I fear they're only suffering.

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell yeah bein a terrible crazy coddamn fool doesnt exactly bode for havvin a nice happy life