[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

[uncodlyawwesome]

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

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[uncodlyawwesome]

are you impaired or somethin i said dead at home not here theres no dreambubbles here so itd be stupid to off myself expectin some kind a good result other than me just bein dead
besides i dont see anyone wwith a fuckin chainsaww around lookin to help me out so dyin is out a the question

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[redhotsummers]

Look if you're going to bitch about not being dead, I'm just saying that people can fix that for you.

Or, you know, you could just not bitch.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

no they cant
you dont get it at all my univverse is fuckin wworlds awway from this one in all vvariety a wways
if you die here theres no dream bubble shenanigans to livve on in so to speak you just die
if there wwere i wwould knoww about it an wwe wwouldnt be havvin this convversation

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[redhotsummers]

I still think you should just shut up, dream bubbles or no, dead is still dead.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

dead isnt still dead there are vvaryin sorts a dead an you knoww wwhat if you dont like me bitchin wwhy dont you climb up the tallest fuckin mast an sit right dowwn on it

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[redhotsummers]

You post to the network, you can't just deal with the people trying to kiss your ass and make you feel better. Got to deal with us who think you're an idiot too.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

so im an idiot for not wwantin to be here basically

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[redhotsummers]

No for thinking death is better.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

sometimes it fuckin is
if theres one thing this ships taught me its that

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[redhotsummers]

As long as people alive there is a chance, man.